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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 3, 2015.
Happy America Day/Weekend you guys!
FOCUS: beer, babes, and blowin shit up.
To jump on that Confederate Flag brewhaha:
This is offensive to me and I demand she remove that flag. Slowly. While looking me in the eyes. Now suck on your finger. That's it...
Oh, right. America. I have a watermelon in the fridge, 7 pounds of hamburg, 2 pounds of cheeses, and several gallons of beer, and a 1.75 liter of rum. We kicked England out twice. And we brought freedom to Iraq at least 3 times now, and once freedomizing them from our own freedom we freedomed unto them. WOOOOOO. SHOOT GUNS.
People don't realize how big America really is.
This is how you do it:
For the record, I think people are making way too big of a deal over this whole Confederate flag issue. I'm sure that y'all are shocked a guy with a name like dixiebandit holds such a view, but it's true.
A monument that ought to exist:
This is the last one for now, I promise:
This is one of my co-workers... fucking hilarious.
Got unexpectedly drunk at an impromptu work happy hour last night so I don't feel like drinking tonight since I'll be drinking tomorrow, but then I remembered I'm a god damn Americans and Americans don't quit. So time to crack open another beer.
It's the 4th of July and my bro's bday. Time to get sloppy!
The cough medicine has been doing fuck all, so I'm switching to bourbon.
The only thing more American than that burger, CR, is the colon cancer it produces.
Where can I apply to create Hardee's food? It doesn't have to be good, it just has to be gross. If you mix breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desert together into one sickening meal, you get a CEO position. "This is him, the man who changed everything when he deep fried lettuce." The guy who first fried a pickle has a city named after him in Texas. People come up to him demanding he fuck their daughters.
Let's do this:
Sausage stuffed burger deep fried inside donut batter covered in nacho cheese garnished with a bucket of fried chicken.
Three hotdogs and a tacquito inside a butterfinger waffle with cheesy mashed potatoes dunked in 4 Loko gravy.
BBQ pig stuffed with deep fried sriracha lasagna served inside a bacon woven bath tub.
I'll be having
I'd eat that without an issue.
No. Obviously you would stuff the hamburger inside the sausage. The pork fat would mix better with the pastry and provide a crispier skin. Rookie.
That's because it probably ACTUALLY exists. If it's filled with grease and can kill you, one of your revolting food chains will make it into a meal. And there's no shortage of people who will dive in.
...yes, even his elbows are fat. Let's go to McDonald's!
I hate making fun of fat kids, because really it's the failure of the parent to say no. But I hate this porky little fuck. He looks like the wind face on ancient maps. That napkin is just stuck to him, it's not for catching food, it's stuck to his greasy, shitty body.
Antarctica is never drawn to size, SMH.
Guaranteed that little fucker cries and throws tantrums if he doesn't get his deep friend ice cream cones. In my experience, the little porkers are always the most obnoxious and whiny/misbehaved. Must be the diabetes precursors.