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26-May-2017 :: Danger Zone!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, May 26, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Just watching the last couple of episodes of Legion...

    ...and holy FUCK is Aubrey Plaza just killing it.



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    I guess she'll have to go back to teaching junior high kids again to find her next husband.

    It would be interesting if he started dating someone younger than him....
     
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    That, right there, is the most gifted student in the history of school. And the only thing he ever learned to read was a home pregnancy test.
     
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    I finally got a chance to hang up my hammock today. I had two blissful hours of reading before a storm rolled in.
     
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    Only if I'm a banana.

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    Does this count as a banana hammock?

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  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Does.... does he have camel toe?
     
    #129 Revengeofthenerds, May 31, 2017
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    You know I'm not sure....

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    Christ. That's rough.

    To counter, this is Alina Vacariu who is just plain ridiculous:
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    That's Romania for you.
     
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    I counter that with this....There's something about stockings and a garter belt that kills me.

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    I leave for a few hours and this is what happens? Jeeze.

    Reading through the last page of this thread was a rollercoaster.
     
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    Our geese are now the size of our ducks. And they are not even a month old.

    It's pretty damn funny watching sparrows and crap fly into their range (read: the entire yard) and they try to attack them like a cat against a laser pointer.
     
    #134 Revengeofthenerds, May 31, 2017
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    Isn't there supposed to be a semi parked on your lawn?
     
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    That "something" is what is commonly known as "wearing less clothing." But garters mean DTF. Period. Women don't wear them for cross-training.
     
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    What about men?
    Oh, wait that's cross-dressing.
     
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    Just realized that we have a war movie drunk thread and this wasn't brought up:



    One of my co-workers served in Vietnam. He was a door gunner on one of those hueys. Took a round to the hand as they were going low and fast over the forest. Said of all the shit he saw over there, that was the luckiest shot he'd seen anyone make.
     
    #138 Revengeofthenerds, May 31, 2017
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    I thought it was just a civic on cinder blocks
     
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    I'm not sure what is the most surreal:

    - that my son turned 3 today

    - that this weekend my wife and I are celebrating our 7 year anniversary

    - or that in 3 months my second son will be here
     
    #140 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 1, 2017
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