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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Apr 11, 2011.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    Is there anybody out there?
     
    #21 Fernanthonies, Apr 18, 2011
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    Does it make a mark when you put lipstick on your cats anus to see if it's butt is actually touching your kitchen countertop?
     
    #22 Juice, Apr 18, 2011
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    Do cannibals not eat clowns because they taste funny?
     
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    Did Hitler ever pay his gas bill?
     
    #24 Juice, Apr 18, 2011
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    Does it burn when I pee?
     
    #25 gtg2k, Apr 19, 2011
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    If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around, is he still wrong?
     
    #26 lust4life, Apr 19, 2011
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    Cuz I see some ladies tonight that should be havin my baby.

    Baby.
     
    #27 travdiddy84, Apr 19, 2011
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    What is a party if it doesn't really rock?
    What is a poet? All balls, no cock
    What is a war if it doesn't have a general?
    What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?
    What is life if you don't have fun?
    What is a what if you ain't got a gun?
    What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad?
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    Excuse me if I'm chillin, hey what, say what
    What's a fat man without food in his gut?

     
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    What exactly does a "complicated yes" consist of?
    Why do some find obvious change so hard?
     
    #29 fleafly, Apr 19, 2011
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    Why did I fix that for you?
     
    #30 Nettdata, Apr 19, 2011
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    How does Superman fly faster?

    Who bought the first fax machine?

    If Jesus was so great at walking on water, then how come everyone was always trying to wash his feet?
     
    #31 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2011
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    Why must I cry?
     
    #32 heideman, Apr 19, 2011
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    Why must you be such a bitch?
     
    #33 bewildered, Apr 19, 2011
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