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2024 Dead Pool

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jan 3, 2024.

  1. Juice

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    Who ya got? Mine:
    • Shannen Doherty
    • Michael Caine
    • Bam Margera
    • Artie Lange (for like the 3rd year in a row)
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Jimmy Carter.

    Bob Newhart.

    Trump.
     
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    I'll also throw in Jordan Peterson by suicide. Dude has been exceptionally unhinged lately.
     
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    Maybe shunning standard Western medicine and going to Moscow for psychiatric treatment (read: pill shopping) wasn't a great idea? Also, I'm calling shenanigans on Newhart.

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    He's just a kid.
     
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    A 99 year old in hospice who just lost his wife of 77 years. Bold call.
     
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    I'm willing to take a chance in my old age.
     
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    ALT FOCUS: Board Member that will make the list this year.

    ALT ALT FOCUS: Method.
     
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    @bewildered . Shitting her brains out leading to lethal dehydration.
     
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    I'll have you know, I only shit 3x today. But it was basically water at the end so you may be onto something.
     
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    Beat me to it

    I think we'll see some really big names this year. Bruce Willis, Brett Michaels, Michael J Fox come to mind. Steve-o has also gotten to such a level of attention whoring that I could see one of his "stunts" going so horribly wrong that he offs himself.

    Epstein list should be good for a few self-kills as well. Prince Andrew sounds like a good candidate there.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Why would Prince Andrew kill himself this year? Didn't everyone know he was on the list all last year?

    Anybody like Carter seems like an unfair pick. Willis, unfortunately, will probably be around another 18 months or more. That disease sucks ass, I know.

    I'm not making my picks yet. Lemme think.
     
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    Meh... I wanted at least one sure thing on my list...
     
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    Neil Diamond
    Christopher Lloyd
    Anthony Hopkins
    Buzz Aldrin
     
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    Deathlist.net has some ideas

    of that list, I could see Alan Greenspan and Mel brooks eating it. Clint Eastwood seems like he still has enough piss and vinegar for a few more years. Gene Hackman… maybe
     
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    Alt. Alt. Focus: suicide after being forced to lead an optimization project around microtransactions on a mobile app aimed at toddlers.
     
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    Demi Lovato
    Britney Spears
    OJ Simpson
    William (The Fridge) Perry
    Vladimir Putin
    George Benson
     
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    -Roger Corman
    -Gene Hackman
    -Also at least one annoying YouTuber will finally be murdered on camera. Hopefully either a prankster or fitness influencer.
     
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    Easy picks:
    Henry Kissinger. Just want to make sure he is really dead.
    Dick Van Dyke will probably tap dance into the grave this year.
    William Shatner will probably be beamed home at some point.
    Mitch McConnell will be off to the great lettuce farm in the sky.
    Bob Newhart is about to find out if it all was a dream.
    Imelda Marcos is going to end up in a shoebox.
    Nancy Sinatra’s boots are made for dying.
    Yoko Ono will utter her final screech.
    James Earl Jones’s lack of life will be found… disturbing.
     
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    I actually saw a recent picture of Christopher Lloyd a couple of weeks ago and welled up seeing how old he is and might not have that much time left. BTTF was a seminal series of my childhood and he was a big reason why that movie worked.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    If you liked him that much, please do yourself a favor and watch Taxi reruns.

    And he was just in Mandalorian last year - surprised he declined that much.