Bam Margera should die this year. He’s a hopeless loser constantly caught in a cycle relapsing and behaving like a completely worthless sack of shit, it’s only a matter of time before his ashes will be mixing with Dunn’s. Tommy LaSorda. He’s been losing a long battle with being a huge asshole for some time now. Also, a few Instagram influencers. I don’t know any of their names, but I imagine that a few of them will have start killing themselves soon. I hope.
“Hey this is Bam Margera and tonight we’re gonna put a live alligator up April’s pussy while she’s asleep. I like skateboarding and a shitty band called CKY.”
(Whispery, annoying voice): “It’s 3am. And we just exhumed Don Vito’s corpse and we’re putting it in bed with Phil! We’re gonna be like WHOA PHIL, YER FUCKIN’ YER DEAD BROTHER, YO?!?! It’s gonna be sweet, yo!” Can you believe that fucking guy is trying stand-up comedy?
“Hey you’re watching Viva La Bam and tonight we covered my shit in flour and we’re gonna throw it at Phil while he’s at work and then hook jumper cables up to Don Vito’s scrotum so he shits himself and has a stroke at the same time.”
Gerry Marsden, of Gerry and the Pacemakers. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/03/entertainment/gerry-marsden-pacemakers-obituary-trnd/index.html
Jared, not the Subway guy, but the Simpsons South Park Blizzcon Cosplay guy, has passed away due to COVID-19. You'll probably recognize the video clip:
(I may have picked up a new box-o-gin from the post office today... from a killer distillery in Alberta that uses Banff glacial water and magic to make some of the best gin on the planet... MAY have. That's my only excuse, and I'll allow it.)
Midge (Donna’s mom from That 70’s Show) https://amp.tmz.com/2021/01/03/tanya-roberts-dead-dies-sheena-that-70s-show-bond-girl/
So uh... TMZ is now reporting that she is not dead, and that her husband erroneously believed her to be dead and informed her rep and friends of the family that she had died. So what the fuck is going, no one is quite sure.
https://news.avclub.com/r-i-p-tanya-roberts-bond-girl-and-that-70s-show-actre-1845982287 A different source that says the same thing. Her husband told her representative that he held her as she died. And now the story is completely different.
Just read about Madoff having chronic kidney issues, so I’m making him my 2021 death prediction. I could also see some “unknown foreign actor” coming after mr donald as soon as he’s no longer in power, but I feel like that prediction is too obvious.
I'm expecting it to be a disgruntled proud boy now that their fearless leader has been arrested for some serious gun crimes in DC.