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2019 HOLIDAY WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Dec 14, 2019.

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  1. shimmered

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    I asked how much longer they had and she said another 30 maybe 45 minutes.

    I love my kid. Not that much. He’s bored in the rent row, and has no singing parts. I’m out.
     
  2. Improper

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    Yeah, take care of you, shimmered. You are still recovering! Going at all as sore as you must be is small scale heroism.
     
  3. shimmered

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    So - someone at work yesterday was like “free boob job!”

    I stared for a second and said “My breasts were amputated.”
     
  4. Kampf Trinker

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    This story is amazing. I'm almost speechless. There is an entire article, but this one sentence tells all.

    I defy anyone to find an animal this fucking stupid. Like, I'm ashamed to be the same species as this person. Holy fuck.

    I know this is an old story, but wow, just wow.
     
  5. bewildered

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    Eh. Every pregnancy is different and some women just don't have strong symptoms. Plus she was a bigger lady. She associated weight gain with holiday eating. Depending on how wide she is she could have not looked much different.

    My own mom had 6 kids. 5 girls and then the boy. All huge babies. As she says, she was sick as a dog with the girls but didn't know she was pregnant with the boy til she was about 6mo pregnant and her doctor informed her of the fact. No symptoms at all and she was even having a period til she was 5mo pregnant.

    So I dunno dude. A lot of women who "didn't know" are probably in varying degrees of denial bit it is definitely possible to not know.
     
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    It’s absolutely possible to not know.
    We live in a country where reproductive health isn’t discussed except “don’t get pregnant!” until something is wrong.

    Many women in smaller towns across the country don’t go to a gynecologist until they’re pregnant, unless they’re seeking a birth control option. Even then most resort to condoms.


    Unless the information is deliberately sought, more often than not females are overwhelmingly unaware of how their bodies work, what’s “normal”, and so on.
     
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    6 months in I can kind of understand, but 9? She didn't know until she was giving birth. Come on, there's no way you can write that off as anything other than being brain dead. I'm sorry, at some point it stops being understandable.

    Call me an ignorant male, but that shit is ridiculous to me.
     
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    You're an ignorant male.

    THIS. IS. FESTIVUS!
     
  9. scotchcrotch

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    Got my first complaint in three seasons of coaching basketball tonight of first and second graders.

    The mom said we were scrimmaging too much and his kid wasn’t learning anything. Perhaps if the child didn’t miss half the games for piano and took his hands out of his pants, he’d get the ball more.

    I told her the league really needed coaches and for her to please sign up. That shut her up.

    That doesn’t beat my buddy’s team where a mom complained for the coach calling them “suicides”.
     
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    I see that you live in a progressive city.
     
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    I lose track of all the pronouns these days. I’m sure that’ll be the next complaint.
     
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    She has some problems with you people.
     
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    Congrats. You are now qualified to coach track and field in the olympics.
     
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    For the real-life comedy version see: Fallon Fox. Talk about a sick fucking joke.
     
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    While wrapping presents before going back to work this afternoon, I realized that the order for two gifts for our older son never went through or something.

    So here's hoping that Amazon and Walmart can ship them by Christmas Eve because I'm not going shopping this weekend. ( He's almost 18, he'll understand. )

    I needed a fucking drink so bad... just a couple hours and I can.
     
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    I’m making dinner on Christmas night for the first time ever. That’s not difficult or important.

    ....what is important is for the first time EVER.... I don’t have to drive a car after 1pm on Christmas. I get to drink the way an adult is supposed to. You use the holidays as an excuse to pour booze over the pain that is life.
     
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    Our neighbors are having some of the neighborhood people over Christmas morning after all the kids open presents and before families roll in from out of town for dinner and the such. I'm going to continue my tradition of bringing a 15% barrel-aged stout to get everybody's morning started the way Jesus intended.
     
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    Tried to upload an image of my new tattoo piece but it said the file size was too large and I'm not good at this computer stuffs to figure it out. Either way, the amount of talent artists have is absolutely crazy. This dude hand drew a picture of an old sailboat, pirate ship looking thing, made it into a stencil, and three hours of needling later I have an incredible piece of 3D-looking art on my triceps. I am in complete awe of people who can draw, especially since my 5 year old can doodle stick figures better than I can.
     
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    Try to make it through the video without cringing.

     
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