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2018 Holiday Drunk Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. shimmered

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    Given I have a toddler, two teens, and two boxers...I definitely need to figure out how to manage this. There’s never not noise.
     
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    Valium is your friend.
     
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    Boxers are obnoxious. All those loud breathing noises when they’re throwing punches, we have two wrestlers it’s much quieter.
     
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    I’m sure it’ll get better I just don’t know what to do to execute an effective change. And that’s annoying as well.

    Also toddlers need to pee at the worst time.
     
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    Co-sign.

    The heavier stuff like Xanax, and I don't even wanna mention the pain killers I did because I don't want someone to get a bad idea.... my thing was Valium and Tylenol extra strength. I had more medical issues -- heart issues, specifically -- from the medicine (other stuff, before Valium) than I did the brain tumor that required the medicine.

    I'm not a doctor, but it cured the pain of a cyst that occupied a quarter of my cranial cavity. My special potion was darvocet (pain killer), valium, tylenol extra strength and a ton of weed once I got out of the hospital.

    I think that each person has to find the right combination for them.
     
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    Avoid any pills with the letter X or Z in the name. Call it what it is: heroin.

    Oxy is heroin. Ever taken Oxy for extreme pain? Congratulations, you've tried heroin. You just didn’t inject it, so you didn’t do the trip to Mars. Keep doing it and you’re a junkie.

    And then of course there’s America’s new cocaine: Ambien. Which puts you to sleep, and on occasion turns you into a black-on-black CIA robo-ninja who kills his wife with a refrigerator door while somnambulant. You wake up the next day with fight skills you previously didn’t know, a la The Matrix. And a manslaughter charge.
     
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    Tonight is the best night to see the P46 “Christmas” Comet. It is not far from one of Orion’s corners in this area, it is a glowing green blob.
     
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    All of this is accurate.

    I was over-prescribed Xanax when my PTST started, and to make a long story short my body became so reliant on it that once when I forgot to take it in the am, my heart actually stopped beating.

    Technically, I guess clinically, I was dead. Xanax literally killed me, or at least tried to.Took me about two years to wean myself off that crap. Fortunately insurance helped.

    If anyone has any questions about it, ask away!
     
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    ExH2 was a Xanax/Ambien abuser who drank a rack of tallboy keystones every night. I don’t do those types of pills ever. I’d rather have insomnia and roll on four hours of sleep for months on end than take those types of pharmaceuticals.

    I rarely drink anymore and only use pot as a sleep aid. My brain doesn’t know how to shut down at the end of the day unless I’ve worked myself into physical exhaustion. Back when I had the gym and woke up at 0420 then worked until 2030-2100 five days a week I could get sleep naturally but I think that was probably more my body surrendering than actual healthy rest.
     
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    This is fucking awesome.

     
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    Hahahahaha GOLD.

    Glitter is a hilarious choice, because you can never get rid of it entirely. It’s such a pain in the ass on its own. The sound of the sprayer had me cracking up.
     
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    Fun, Now arm it with gasoline and matches.
     
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    Came here just to post that. You find it on reddit too?

    I love how it's so beautifully designed. I'm guessing he could sell those pretty easy if he wanted to. Or if anything, they'd at least be great for some more reaction videos.
     
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    I subscribe to his channel since I found it via the Mars Rover work he did.
     
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    Walmart y'all.
     
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    Another bait package vid. Doesn’t have the awesome candid camera, but the payload is more my preference of ferocity:

     
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    What if they filled the bait box with nails and glass?
     
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    Then I would laugh even harder. These aren’t starving homeless people desperate to survive. They have cars, homes, can afford gas money. They’re lazy, despicable thieves.

    Put bald-faced hornets in the box for all I care.
     
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    Fuck it. Just fill it with human feces.
     
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    I love that this guy is still dedicated to forging iron.
     
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