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2017 Presidents Day WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Feb 17, 2017.

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  1. shimmered

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    The Husband's car is dying.
    So in spirit of the PNW I believe we are buying a Subaru.

    I hate car payments.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    This is good to know, because I, too, am looking for a new place. I have my eye on a property a little outside of town that used to belong to a trucking company. It's on a half acre, and it's got a shop/building that measures about 50'x50', a concrete parking lot, and it has a living area and a bathroom. They want a little under 100k.

    Anyway, Rush, I'll raise.

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    It's not too early for wine if your son shits his pants and then proceeds to take off his underwear on the carpet, is it?

    He's done really well this week with potty training but shit happens, literally in this case.
     
  4. toddamus

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    Oh my, I'm so turned on right now
     
  5. Puffman

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    Abneretta, I think that would serve as a great excuse to update the boobie thread. You could spend the rest of the evening blissfully drinking wine and knitting happy in the knowledge that you have warmed the minds of TIBers everywhere.

    I am stuck at work for about 3 more hours and the college baseball game I was counting on listening to is rain delayed. I need to see some country mommy titties.

    Or Florida tittites. Am I right CMR?
     
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    My purpose on the board has clearly shifted since I had kids.
    I'm already knitting and drinking wine and posts to the boobie thread don't warm the minds of TiBers, you're thinking of a different part of the anatomy.
     
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    You jackals are aware that there are other females on this board besides myself and Abernetta, right? Maybe you should ask them. I contributed to the bikini thread last. Someone else can take one for the team. Also, I don't see any guys contributing shirtless pics.
     
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    I am happy to direct you to the TIBers thread, where you will find many shirtless pictures for your viewing pleasure.
     
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    Hasn't been updated is my point.
     
  10. abneretta

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    Every time I try to find a movie I haven't seen to watch on HBO I end up watching a movie I've seen a hundred times already. Last time it was Cowboy Way, this time it's Demolition Man.

    I have no regrets.
     
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    Go to Starz and watch "Get a Job" It was made in 2012 and features quite a few current stars in a pretty much forgettable movie. Pretty easy to see why it sat on the shelf for 5 years before going straight to video.

    It would be a good movie to knit and drink wine to.
     
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    You have something against Demolition Man?
     
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    Actually, yes. He winds up driving an Olds 442 convertible and everyone knows, he should have been driving a 1970 Plymouth Satellite convertable with a 440 six pack, pistol grip four speed and a 8 3/4" rear end. That would have been the car to get excited about finding in the sewer. I would have liked the movie more if Sandra Bullock had at least pretended to post on the Boobie thread.
     
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    I find absolutely nothing incorrect with this statement.
     
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    You guys are just mad that you don't know how to use the three seashells.
     
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    Do you?
     
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    Nothing, but nothing beats shared bodily fluids.

    Except, maybe a chance to run a muscle car up through the gears to merge onto an empty highway.
     
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    Jesus fuck. If I'd looked like that I would've killed myself.

    Although now that I think about it, there were some bands on our circuit who did look like that. We'd meet them in passing as they were loading up and we were moving in and they'd always say "Man, there ain't no pussy in this town." After about the third time I heard that and saw them proven wrong I knew it wasn't the town, it was the goof ball posers.
     
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    And I'm scared about heading back to Minnesota.

    I know I shouldn't be but things and I have changed so much. I'm not who I was when I left 10 days ago.
     
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    Fucking shitty electricians. We live in an old ass ranch house. Stuff breaks on a weekly basis, comes with the territory, usually not that big of a deal. Tonight the fucking flood lights went out. All of them. After some trouble shooting with a volt meter and the breaker box, I figured that there must be another light wired in sequence somewhere. Only thing that made sense. Turns out my son's bedroom light had to be turned off in order for the flood lights to be turned on.

    Also, the light switch is blown. I HOPE. Because now everything else wired to that breaker (some more random outlets) works.

    I hate it when people take the easy way instead of the right way. Only causes more shit for other people later on.
     
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