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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. Clutch

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    How do you manage to almost die while pumping gas? Did he force it to overflow while smoking a cigarette?

    How many attendants do the full service stations have on duty? I'm not waiting in line while the bored teenager fills up the 11 people ahead of me one at a time. The whole experience sounds terrible under anything but ideal conditions.
     
  2. Frebis

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    You guys are the reason why trolls exist. Do not feed them.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    I don't even remember being taught how to pump gas when I learned to drive or anything. I thought it was just one of those things that anyone with half a brain could do, like vote?
     
  4. Juice

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    Anyone have experience with vape pens (oil) for weed? My friend is giving me an extra one he had this weekend. I dont have much experience with weed in general, and have smoked maybe 5-6 times my entire life but I figured, why not. How are they compared to a joint/blunt?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    They’re the best way to smoke versus joints being the worst way to smoke. The first time I tried one I got knocked on my ass because I kept assuming I was doing it wrong since I wasn’t feeling anything as I was inhaling, so I unknowingly took roughly a million hits as I was “trying to figure it out,” they’re that smooth.
     
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    Pretty much this. I was walking with a buddy who offered me a hit and I wound up taking a huuuuuuuuuge drag thinking I wasn't getting anything/doing it wrong.

    And then damn near hacked my lungs up right after.

    Smooth, like Miss Monroe said. But take small hits until you get comfortable.
     
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    Fuck that. @Juice is a real mans man. Smoke it all in one big hit. Then run around in a pizza joint jumping from table to table pretending to be this:
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    And pics or STFU.
     
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    You smoke dabs or you’re a fag. I’m sorry, but that’s just plain science.
     
  9. toytoy88

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    Robot strippers.

    For nerds I guess?

     
  10. Nettdata

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    Ewww...

    That being said, call me when Pris shows up...

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  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I’ll take the “Splash” model of her, thanks.
     
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    Nah, I dig me some Crazy.
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You’re telling me her nimbleness wasn’t what turned you on first?

    I couldn’t go for it. Her boyfriend was too cool of a guy. But that shit washed away, like tears in the rain.
     
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    It's really cold. Offensively cold. I'm usually not hitting this feeling until mid February, but here we are on January 4. Fuck nuggets.
     
  15. bewildered

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    Don't laugh, but it has been really cold here too. Like every night it's going down to 21 degrees. There was frost on the ground. What the hell am I supposed to do with crunchy ground? I think we have another week of all this before it warms back up to the 60s as God intended.
     
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    Too late.
     
  17. Nettdata

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    Yep. It's cold.

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    Look, you might have maple syrup running in those veins but I've got sweet tea in mine and it is cold as hell down here.

    In my defense the humidity and the wetness makes it seem a lot colder than the number. I think our wind chill was 10 degrees the other day. I'm a lot more used to dealing with a hundred and ten degrees. All my clothes are just thin and not warm at all.

    I used to want to live somewhere with cold Winters but I think I'm ruined.
     
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    Oh, bless your little heart...
     
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    I'll just leave this here....

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