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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    That's a pretty big segment of population to hate.
     
    #321 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 19, 2017
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
    #322 bewildered, Dec 20, 2017
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    Today is the Soltice. The sun rises at 7:53 and sets at 4:53 here. In Barrow it rises at 3pm and sets at exactly midnight. And it’s above freezing there (for now).

    Weird winters the past few years.
     
    #323 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2017
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    Sun rise 9.01 sunset 4.19. It is only going to get better from here on out cant wait.
     
    #324 wexton, Dec 21, 2017
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    Tell me about it. I find something very depressing about driving to AND from work every day in darkness.
     
    #325 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2017
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    Oh yea, then add our constant cloud cover and it is worse.
     
    #326 wexton, Dec 21, 2017
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    Well it has been a hour and we haven't been able to leave the building. From what I have been told some crack head punctured a tank and there was a chemical spill.
     
    #327 wexton, Dec 21, 2017
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    Stealing the copper or brass couplings, was he?
     
    #328 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2017
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    Na, all the copper is underground not a lot of brass. More then likely they wanted there 42/hr sitting in the coffee room. Lazy fucks.
     
    #329 wexton, Dec 21, 2017
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    We are not complicated creatures.

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    #330 Nettdata, Dec 21, 2017
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    It’s feeling like a Die Hard and Die Hard 2 kind of holiday night.
     
    #331 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2017
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    Well, my diabetic dog just died. Started having seizures and died right in my arms. Since I’m awaiting a follow up appointment to figure out if my shoulder needs surgery or not I couldn’t dig her grave, so my step father did while I had a glass of wine and a cigar and held the body.

    My wife has never seen or heard a seizure before. She’s a complete wreck, and after it was over she asked why I was so calm. I reminded her of what I saw in the hospital and she had the most sad realization you’ve ever seen. “Like that, but someone’s mother, brother, parent, uncle. And the family can’t do anything but say ‘shhhh, it’s ok, just let go’.”

    Glad I was able to hold her one last time. I got that dog on the one year anniversary of my surgery. That night, I met my wife for the first time.
     
    #333 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 22, 2017
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    Is this point of this commercial, that if you wear sparkly boots from Jimmy Choo, you can get free hot dogs?
     
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    Hey Rush....are you a fan of McDonald's?

    "Design consultant Louis Cheskin, whom the McDonald’s firm hired. Cheskin was apparently a fan of the teachings of Sigmund Freud, and sure enough, he insisted that the arches had a Freudian double meaning. He claimed that the shape of the arches subconsciously reminds people of… a giant set of boobs."
     
    #335 toytoy88, Dec 22, 2017
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    No. I haven't eaten at McDonald's in probably 3 years. And, even I never thought they looked like boobs. Is Mrs. McDonald supposed to be lying on her back?
     
    #336 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2017
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    Golden Arches aren’t tits, they’re a sex act. And a truly hilarious one I might add.
     
    #338 Crown Royal, Dec 22, 2017
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    It seems like today is ending rather quickly, and then it's quite a few days off... so I hope everyone has an enjoyable holiday and a Happy New Year!

    Time to start drinking!
     
    #339 Nettdata, Dec 22, 2017
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    Odd. I thought yesterday was the shortest day of the year.
     
    #340 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2017
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