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2016-10-07 :: Choke Your Turkey WDT (nsfw)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    So, Happy Thanksgiving, eh.

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    FOCUS: Turkeys and other food-related holiday stuffings.
     
  2. Flat_Rate

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    My supervisor is from Toronto and just finished his citizenship here, 10 years and 10k later.

    I sent him this, he didn't find it funny.

     
  3. Nettdata

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    This is one of the most Canadian series I've ever seen...

    Here's a quick montage of the best moments from the first season:

     
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    I don't celebrate Turkey Day for another 6 weeks or so, but I'd totally partake in Canadian Tgiving if given the opportunity. I'd be all over it!

    Time to drink my face off!
     
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    El Wife-o took a solo-trip with the kids to visit her best friend for the weekend.

    I've been married for 6 years. This might be the 2nd time in ALL of those years that I've had a night by myself.

    Some people would go to the bar and do goofy shit in such an event. I ain't that cool. All I want is to be by myself, to blare music inside & outside of my house, drink cold beer/whiskey/wine, watch football, and cook a crap load of food that is really bad for me. I've got three meals going on right now- a giant pot of chili, an 8lb pork butt smoking on the BGE, and grilled filet mignon with sauteed mushrooms and garlic butter (that's dinner).

    This is dessert that I've saved for just such an occasion:
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    I'm going to pass-out in the laundry room with all of the lights on and I've never been happier.

    Gobble-gobble, you Canuckians you.
     
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    In my mind, there is nothing more Canadian than this man

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    ..may God keep your land Glorious and Free indeed.

    I have to think a question on most Canadian's minds is why hasn't a Canadian based NHL team won the Cup since '92?
     
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    What the hell? You Canadians have a Thanksgiving, too? What? Were you jealous of us, and you had to have your own holiday at a different time?

    Anyway, in other news, I saw my parole officer today, and I don't have to go to AA meetings anymore.
    I mean, it's not like I was actually going to the meetings; I'd been faking the paperwork ever since I got my ankle monitor off, but making all the signatures look convincing was a pain in the ass, and supposedly some guys had gotten busted over it, and the parole board heaped additional bullshit on them.
    But that shit is over with, and next September I'm a free man.

    Anyway, because it's "Canadian Thanksgiving" AND the Drunk Thread:

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    Because fuck spoiler tags.
     
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    Yeeeeahhhh, no way this ever comes back to bite you in the ass.

    But you keep doing you.
     
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    Ever hear of Canada Day?
     
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    I think he has a point, I think what you posted is evidence that can and will be used against you.
     
  13. Nettdata

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    No way shit written around here ever impacts your "real" world. Trust me, I know.
     
  14. dixiebandit69

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    Riiiiiight. Like anything said in the Drunk Thread means anything.

    Even IF my PO read this site, they would have to prove that I faked those signatures.

    For all y'all know, I'm not even on parole, and I'm actually a clean-cut criminal defense attorney living vicariously through the lives of my clients.
     
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    Ballsack69?
     
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    I would listen to Net here, or you can ignore sound advice and keep doing what you are, I don't really give a fuck either way
     
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    Didn't Nett lose his job, like not even two months ago, due to posting here (here presumably also meaning the Drunk Thread)? Is it really that inconceivable that some jilted ex/enemy of yours/random troll would do that?
     
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    You mean Net was accused of running a porn site over images like this? Nah, didn't happen.

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    Today is the 30th anniversary of the Slayer Album Reign in Blood (a top ten of mine). Coincidently enough I watched blood rain from my wife's pussy today as it gave birth my first child. All is right in the world.
     
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    I don't want to bad mouth Dixie, but you guys are trying to reason with someone who has a history of making really poor life decisions with little to no remorse or regret for doing so. Pretty sure he doesn't care.
     
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