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2015 NFL Season

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. Binary

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    Those arms and that long... explanation. So dreamy.
     
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    Especially since he was just in the spotlight for telling Cam Newton he doesn't deserve certain calls.
     
  3. dieformetal

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    ::Walks in door::

    Hi guys, I've been out for a while, but I'm back...so the football season started, huh? Great!

    ::Reads Cowboys injury report, immediately walks back out sobbing::
     
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    The best part of this is the Cowboys schedule.
     
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    I don't know what you're talking about, dude. Brandon Wheedon is every bit as capable as Tom Br---OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THIS BULLSHIT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

    This guy was too shitty for the fucking Browns, and he's what we've got for the next six or so weeks....
     
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    Hey, at least you're not Victor Cruz having his baby momma group text all the girl's he's fucking so they can all be friends.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    What the fuck are the Texans doing? They progressed from switching starting QBs every week to switching QBs within the game. Mallet started, didn't do much good or bad, now Hoyer's in. Does the head coach get fired mid-season at this rate?
     
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    Mallett got hurt on that sack and took himself out, walking off the field.
     
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    I see. I missed that and fucking Sims made it seem like O'Brien benched him for Hoyer.
     
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    Well, you (and Sims) were right, because Mallett didn't come back in, once he said he was good to go. I wonder if O'Brien was wishing for that when Hoyer threw that awful interception on 3rd down of their last drive.
     
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    I like Bill O'Brien, but this Texans team is AWFUL. For a vaunted defense, they look like the Maginot Line. And to that I say HAHAHAHAH suck it JJ Watt you obnoxious self-aggrandizing fuckwit. This is what you get for taking over Hard Knocks with your bullshit..

    Shouldn't have cut Charles James.
     
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    Hard Knocks is basically a reality show about a different football team every year, right? A friend recommended that I watch it with him, and I think I'd enjoy it if it were a documentary-style show, but if it's one of those things where everyone gets a turn to look straight into the camera to share their side of whatever meaningless drama is taking up a particular 10-minute segment I think I'll pass.
     
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    I hope the Seahawks have come up with a better offensive plan tomorrow than "Let's have Wilson run around in circles in the backfield and see what happens."

    If not, it's going to be a sorry assed game.
     
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    I have not been paying attention, Is Marshawn Lynch still injured? If so, then running around in circles in the backfield and see what happens sounds like a better plan than anything the 49ers have come up with the last 4 weeks.
     
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    That's been Seattle's offensive gameplan for the last 3 years, I'm not sure why it'd change now. That and, "Let Marshawn Lynch run some motherfuckers over."

    I really don't understand how a team with a bad o-line thought it was a good idea to trade their pro-bowl center away.
     
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    Well, at least I know what an ulcer feels like now.
     
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    By the way, fuck Tyler Eifert. I waited two seasons for that shitheels to finally turn it on in fantasy. Of course against my team, he catches more balls than a port city hooker.

    After a huge run that appears to salt the game away, the offense turns more conservative than the GOP. A bunch of 3 and outs later, the defense gasses and loses the game.

    Mike Nugent is a fuckstick. You can't send a no doubter in from 40 down the middle? No, you have to give me false hopes by hitting the upright.
    I hope Darrell Bevell is publically caned one day. Asshole.
     
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    The Dallas Cowboys gotta feel great they only lost by 24 points. And if I never see another interview again with Andy Dalton or Russell Wilson, it'd be too soon. Those guys are horrible on camera. And can you fire an offensive coordinator in the middle of the season? Jesus fucking Christ, how are we hearing Tyler Eifret's name more than Jimmy Graham's? What the fuck is wrong with him? He's not some random ass crazy player where you have to figure shit out. He's either blocking or he's running seam routes, how fucking complicated is that?

    Also the Bears are pulling some crazy shit out their asses, really sucks to see Jamaal Charles go down with a knee.
     
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    The Lion's mascot may as well be Cecil. They were supposed to be pretty good this year, maybe the Cardinals are just that good.
     
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    It's a combination of both. The Cardinals are legit, but the Lions are a dumpster fire. They can't run the ball and everyone knows it. Eric Ebron really hasn't become a threat either.