Here we go again everyone. Time for death predictions for 2015. I'm just surprised Lindsay Lohan made it through yet another year.
Nettdata Cause of death: After passing out from sexual exhaustion, his underaged and panicky fuckbuddy, fearing she has titty-smothered him to cardiac arrest, engages in an amateur attempt at CPR, based mostly on having watched reruns of Grey's Anatomy, and punctures his lung with his xyphoid process.
Abe Vigoda. I will outlive him or he will have to kill me. Ja Rule will commit suicide because why not? Gene Hackman.
Former governor Mario Cuomo...wait he just died a few hours ago. Damn it! I'm going to go with a wild card: Queen Elizabeth II. Prince Charles is long overdue to push her down some stairs.
Posted this in last years thread but it's so funny it deserves another post. This one's for you Crown: Keep up to date with Abe Vigoda My picks: Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham George Bush Senior Kirk Douglas
I'm going to second Zsa Zsa, because her current state is very thin and scary. I'm going to add either Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan, Doris Day (92 and still alive), Hugh Hefner (from sex. If Hefner doesn't die during sex, I don't know what), and Harper Lee (author of "To Kill a Mockingbird"). As for people who are under the age of 85, my vote is for Courtney Love. I think this is the year where it won't be a hoax.
I'm going with Gallagher, having a heart attack after eating all that fried chicken that went with his smashed watermelons. Mary-Kate Olsen, OD. One of the younger Kardashian sisters, kidnapped from fashion week and sold into middle eastern sex slavery. Bruce Springsteen, stroke. James Franco, anal compaction leading to sepsis.
Herman Wouk Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Alec Baldwin Jameis Winston Did I accidentally go back to 1988? Although . . .
I am going to get one of the wife's bras and make me a double barrel slingshot in her honor. Damn time is passing way too quickly.
It's a bad day for hillbillies: Opry star Little Jimmy Dickens dies at 94 I'm going to go put on a hard hat or something.
You've been my TiB pick for an early exit for years and you still keep cheating death. Bob Hawke - It seems to be the time for former Australian Prime Ministers to exit. Richie Benaud - He is well overdue as much as it pains me to say so. Aretha Franklin - She is due to join the rest of her buddies. Jimmy Carter/GW Senior - One won't be able to live without the other.
Well, I was pronounced dead a couple years ago, so maybe you can count that as 1/2 point? After all the years of abuse I've put my body through, now that I've cleaned up my act I'll probably die of a mosquito bite or something equally stupid.
So sad. The way he battled cancer is inspirational to everyone in the cancer community. He was inspirational in the way he carried himself. He wasn't interested in the fear it brings, he wasn't interested in the self pity he could have had and people would've embraced. He was interested in keeping his body and mind strong so that he could battle the disease. Sad to see him go.
I did not like Stuart Scott. People are going to post his ESPY speech over the next week or so, and that speech exemplifies why I didn't like him. He starts with his shuck and jive, black stereotype routine, then drops it and gives the rest of his speech in his normal voice. A lot of the early ESPN personalities have stuck around and built careers by building caricatures of themselves, but I hate them for it.
I didn't care for Scott as an announcer. However, the man was a fucking inspiration and his speech at the Espy's where he hugs his daughter is awesome. Besides, he coined the phrase "cool as the other side of the pillow". Legit respect.
You talk the same way in a business meeting or formal event like you do with your friends? I sure as fuck don't. Part of Scott's appeal was that he presented highlights in the same sort of way he would talk with his friends, which people could relate to on a level they couldn't relate to Dan Patrick or Olbermann. What you take as schtick and caricature, I see as a man who was multi-dimensional. What is a "normal voice" anyway?