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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. CanisDirus

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    In other news, a friend of mine sent me this and I have not laughed so hard in a while.



    Just the concept alone is so brilliantly retarded. "That's my purse, I don't know you!"
     

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    Re: bullet points my ass

    My dog is brutal. If I don't know someone, and she senses this every time, and they pass within 3 feet of me, she goes ballistic. If she knows you, she is insane in love, if she doesn't, she is the nastiest bitch God ever created.

    The other day, my wife and I were watching tv in bed and we have a round mirror that the wife wants me to hang, except she can never figure out where she wants it hung. (Go ahead with the non sex jokes here). Anyway, it was on the floor, facing outward, and my dog saw her reflection. My God, that animal was so vicious looking and sounding. I will have to video it, she is very territorial. Her growl and bark was so unsettling I was afraid she was going to attack anything and everything.
     
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    Re: bullet points my ass

    The only time I've seen my dog act aggressive like that was while I had Walker, Texas Ranger on the TV last year (fuckin' right) , paused on a scene with a guy wearing a big cowboy hat filling the screen. Buck didn't like him one bit and I heard this low growl come out of nowhere and turn into death threat-like snarling. Was unexpected but hilarious once I realized what was going on.
     
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    I just started laughing out loud when he got to the part with cop. "I pulled out just enough to win, because I didn't want to embarass him." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    When I was in high school, our family dog was about the happiest, nicest dog ever. He was 90 lbs and had longish hair, and used to put on quite a show when someone came up to the door - barking, hackles up, throwing himself against the door. If anyone opened the door, though, they'd find that he really just wanted to smell you and see if you would scratch his ears. He was big, goofy and loud.

    The only thing he really didn't like was when someone messed with me or my sister. Rough housing with friends would sometimes result in him quietly snarling and looking like he was perfectly willing to tear out your throat and watch you bleed to death on the floor. One day a really big friend of mine picked up my sister while joking around. Our dog had silently left the room and moved to the other door behind my friend, and, making no noise, came flying around the corner with his teeth bared. The only reason blood was not shed was because my buddy managed to get my sister down and away from him a split second before he was going to get bitten.

    I had always joked that he was useless as a guard dog but I quit joking after that. I thought for sure I was going to have to call an ambulance.
     
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    Speaking of dogs, this guy let two wolves on his bed. Just as good as the mighty Basset Hound howl. It gets annoying, then it's funny all over again. Best part, if your car breaks down, they'll be glad to tow you.

     
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    I once picked up somebody's sister while joking around and got body-slammed for it. And that was guy I was friends with.


    Our cat doesn't like Elvis, and freaks out when we play his Greatest Hits CD.


    But somehow that doesn't sound as cool as you guys' stories.
     
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    Were you watching Sky Sports? Their coverage is hilarious cause its usually a former NFL player who isn't good enough to get a gig here on the studio desk. For awhile it was smelly neckbeard Mark Tauscher. But then its also that nerdy British dude who is the UK's homegrown John Clayton. But for the lack of overall interest in the NFL in the UK, its like some American who is super into Aussie Rules Football enough that he can find a studio job doing it. His pronunciation is goofy, but its mostly like watching a guy trying to talk about a video game when all he's ever done is read the manual.
     
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    And Tucker Max is a dad...
    Lucked out he had a boy.
     
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    Tucker Max's Facebook page announced he has a child now. Please don't start bitching about how much you hate him because of this.
     
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    Here's a Czech Wolfdog howling because she wasn't able to go with her favorite person. It sounds so morose and sad. "How could you leave me!?"

    Here's one with just a "wolf mutt" howling along with her person whistling:



    And technically, any and all dogs are wolves, but not all wolves are dogs. Canis Lupus Familiaris is after all a recognized subspecies of wolf, and that's the domestic dog's classification.

    Of course, Redneck Retriever argues:

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    You went over a bump or something

    Was the boyfriend's name Marvin? I think that's taken from Tarantino's first draft of the similar scene in Pulp Fiction, but he later changed it to the version in the film.
     
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    'Bishop' though. Really? Titles as names are weird.

    Oh well, good on him. He seems to have carved out a pretty good life for himself.
     
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    PP Dumpsters

    ftfy
     
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    So is he married then, or is this a case of a busted condom?
     
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    Engaged....wait why the fuck am I listening to the James Altucher podcast?

    Also, he thinks he named his kid Bishop for all these high-minded reasons, but I'd bet his fiancee is just a really big fan of The Good Wife.
     
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    Wasn't the last time we discussed him to do with that website that combined picking up women (but definitely not PUA material) with evolutionary biology?

    Whatever happened to that?
     
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    You look familiar

    Yeah, she probably thinks Tucker looks like that dude Cary Agos.
     
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