I have a week off starting at 2PM today, and since shegirl succumbed to her injuries, here you go. Also my mom wants me to bring a side dish to Thanksgiving. Give me ideas/recipes. Gobble gobble.
Borracho beans are my favorite morning after/let's keep drinking!!! dish to make. Take a pound of bacon, trim off the major fatty portions. Eat the bacon. Liquify the fat in a pot. Toss in beans, jalapenos, onion, green pepper, some tomato, cilantro. If it comes in a can, pour it all in; the can juice will make up the juice in the beans. Pour some dark beer into the mix, about half a bottle, and a little flour if the liquid is too thin. I like to put a little chili meat in mine, and if you do too then have some browning on the side with cilantro, paprika, lemon zest and diced jalapenos. Add it when it's ready. If you're doing it properly, you'll be drinking throughout. And they'll be shitting fire the next day. But it'll be worth it.
Just out of curiosity has anyone watched the new Dumb and Dumber movie yet? And if so should I wait for it to hit the Red Box, or should I pony up and see it now?
The only non-traditional side dish I've made of note is this: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobb ... ecipe.html I'm just over the usual sweet potato casserole, so this has been a good sub in the past.
Totally go see it now. What's this "share" they speak of? Spoiler It's about 8" long and thick. Yeah, I said it that way on purpose. But doesn't mean it's not true. Okay, I bought that without seeing the price. Holy shit. No way I'm sharing it after that. I'm putting it tiny because I'm embarrassed to admit I paid $11.99 for it. Damn!
Seems like you got a bargain. Reminds me of a joke . . . Spoiler The one where the lady who, after losing her wallet, had her car break down in the middle of nowhere, and desperately had to get on to her next destination. Seems she walked to a nearby country boy mechanic who gladly offered to help. She told him she didn't have a way to pay, and he told her they might could make "other arrangements." At first refusing to trade sex for car repair, she later gave in, as she really had to get on her way, and the bill was $75. So, the mechanic dropped his pants and revealed a huge dick. The lady began to smile, but then grew curious watching him slide large washers onto his dick. "Why are you doing that?" she asked. "You don't think you're getting all this for $75, do you?"
EVERY review I've heard, from people who have the same kind of movie bent I have, has said it's shit. It's old, outdated humour that was funny way back when you were 8, and hasn't aged well, even for modern day 8-year-olds. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dumb_and_dumber_to/
Go see Big Hero 6. The parts I didn't sleep through were worth watching and you can take it as an opportunity to start getting used to all of the child related crap your life is going to revolve around shortly.
A rousing endorsement for a film if I've ever seen one. I've been told I need to watch a bunch of Schwarzenegger movies this weekend. Apparently it is not acceptable that I've not seen Predator, Commando, Red Heat and the original Terminator.
Don't skip Predator. Assuming you know what you're getting into, which is a cheesy action movie, Predator is the shit.
Red Heat sucks. Commando is the mother of all One Man Army movies (Arnie kills 96 dudes in it). Terminator and Predator are smart, thrilling classics.
You must have the testosterone levels of a menstrating Olsen twin. Predator is "Star Trek" by Hemingway. It is an opus to man vs. nature. It might be the greatest movie featuring a vagina-faced monster ever. http://www.mandatory.com/2013/08/26/why ... ever-made/ Read that, and go suck a Christmas dick.
Fuck that... Commando was awesome. So was Running Man. So was a whole bunch of other shit he's done that is exactly what you'd expect, and awesome because of it.