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2014 Olympics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Feb 7, 2014.

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  1. Malignity

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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Don't start that silly argument off.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Only heathens stand up to wipe. Thereby smearing the shit all inside the intergluteal channel. You get points docked for that.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    You straddle the toilet backwards, don't you?

    Um, some innocuous statement about the Olympics here so it seems like I'm on focus.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Russians: so classy.

    The woman who lit the Olympic cauldron tweeted a picture made to look like the Obamas begging for a banana. And awaaaaaaay we go...
     
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    In the freestyle competition, though, don't they add d) Clean break e) Splashback ?
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    I'm sorry, but not asking Ivan Drago to light the Olympic flame is bullshit.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Is it considered ignorant if I thought the Russian national anthem was the Tetris theme from the original Gameboy?

    And if this is true, they should play it on loop throughout the whole thing.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Time for my favorite winter sport... watching hot European biathletes.

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    Greatest female biathlon competitor of all time right here... Magdalene Neuner.
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    Of course the Canadian women's team did a calendar in 2009 too:
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Those Annie rifles are just as sexy.
     
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    Re: Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    From what I read he skipped it because he wanted to be healthy for the half pipe where he is a favorite to win, if they had held the slopestyle event after the half pipe he would have done both events.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Indeed.
    The Anschutz 1827 Fortner leaning against the chair in the third pic definitely is. Even I think the biathlon rifles look pretty goofy though, they are just very specialized. If you have ever handled a toggle style action like the Fortner or Izhmash you know how slick they are.

    I was a little worried the networks wouldn't broadcast it, but Women's biathlon is on Sunday afternoon. Perfect.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Perfect timing. I wish I could justify spending a minimum 1 grand on a 22 rifle. I just can't. I'd like to see the biathlon attempted with a Ruger 10/22. That would be an event.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Well, we have seen it done with a HK MP5. Which seems appropriate for Russia.

     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    $1000 might cover the stock. The Fortner toggle actions, made one at a time in Peter Fortner's shop and then sent to Anschutz, cost about $2500 with a barrel and trigger. The rifles on that firing line will be $3000 minimum. Fun stuff.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    They should have to do the biathalon with a rifle native to the country in which the event is being held. Can you imagine them doing the biathlon with an AK, or even better a Mosin 91/30. Ka-BOOM!
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    I love watching chicks shoot my Mosin. That thing is the beastliest gun I own. I usually get about 2-3 rounds of them before they want to stop shooting for the day. Kenya would get to throw spears at the target.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Good idea- they should do a modified event with Mosins, on ice skates instead of skis, and with this song cued to play in a loop once they start shooting:

     
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    Two Chicks at One Time

    When you said biathlete, I was expecting something completely different under that NSFW tag.
     
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    I got your Mosin, right here!

    That's what he said.
     
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    Re: 2014 Olypics Thread: Fingers Crossed, Sochi

    Have you seen the ridiculous shit Summer Games "target shooters" wear? Those Terminator eye patches and ridiculous cheater pistols? How can you justify yourself as a "crack shot" while not using a real gun?

    Just like fencing. Use real swords, pussies. Blood will tell us who won.
     
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