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2014 NFL Season (Pre&Regular)

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 1, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    As always kicking off with the HoF game in 34 days. I say at the start of every season, I don't care what it is, it's some football. FINALLY.

    PS I don't know that I'm ok with my QB dating a celeb.
     
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    Pats will win the Superbowl, Brady will be MVP.

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    Hey Parker, how did you hack Juicers account?
     
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    I was wondering the same thing.

    Focus: No AFC team is winning a superbowl until they figure a way to beat the NFC top defenses. I do not know how it is done, but it is not done with an old immobile Quarterback. Peyton Manning proved that last year.
     
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    Can't believe GB's first regular season game is against the fucking Seachickens. Gives me Fail Mary flashbacks. Still hard to believe that was my first and probably only live NFL game. Imagine the luck.
     
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    Denver couldn't get it done because they were a one-trick pony with a porous defense. Their loss had little to nothing to do with Peyton Manning, Peyton just covered up the team's deficiencies all season.
     
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    With the worst season in franchise history behind us, a new headcoach, new players, and a whole new approach, I think the Texans are going to have a great season this year. Even if we don't the Week 5 matchup against the Cowboys will make the entire season for me.
     

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    You forgot to mention your unreliable QB, you have no idea what the hell Fitzgerald is.

    I feel a jinx here. Don't buy this! I don't buy this! I'm too scared to even look at our roster.
     
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    I'm being cautiously optimistic for this season. I didn't really care for the Barr selection, but I love when a top prospect drops in the draft for bullshit reasons and my team is able to scoop him up. I'm still worried about the defense, but on paper, the Vikings should have a decent-to-good offense if Bridgewater brings anything to the table.
     
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    Fucking hell. Kiko Alonso tore his ACL and won't participate this season.

    Things were shaping up so nicely for this season, too.

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    While searching for the above image, I found this. WTF?

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    Josh Gordon is facing a year long suspension for substance abuse.

    To his credit, he's keeping a low profile, trying to stay on the straight and narrow until his appeal hearing, and--

    Oh, wait, no, I take that back. He just got arrested for a DWI a few miles from me.

    Given the performance he put on last year, he could be making Calvin Johnson money if he applied himself. Wonder if he'll figure his life out during his year off.
     
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    Tom Brady was looking pretty fit at the World Cup
     

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    I wonder if Nike can send him a couple of sport bras that they give to the Williams sisters.
     
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    Brady was never in great shape. He was in worst shape when he won his first three rings. Yeah I said first three, there is another coming.
     
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    Yeah, I think maybe I would take that bet.
     
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    Especially with his WR lineup.
     
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    12 days to go. I was so desperate, I watched a Canadian league game a couple of days ago. It was my first. I was so confused, it was actually hard for me to watch because I am so used to the NFL. The field is so wide but that's not even the weirdest part at first glance, the goal post placement was.

    I kept thinking HE'S OFFSIDES!! THAT'S A FALSE START!! Yeah, no.

    I was talking with a coworker about being that desperate and mentioned we're getting close. I asked if he was going to watch the HoF game, he said no and no preseason. I just blinked. I'm all in and so ready.
     
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    Preseason football sucks ass. I love football, I love the NFL, but preseason football is weak as fuck.
     
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    Oh I am well aware how much it sucks but for me, it's better than nothing which is exactly what I've had for months on end so I'll take what I can get.
     
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