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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. JWags

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    Well to be fair, part of that is cause she's hot and has self-respect and wouldnt let him make her crawl around and call herself a worthless whore like Lena Dunham does. But I'm with you.

    The show has moments. There was scene where Lena Dunham was interviewing with Mike Birbiglia and it was going really well and she made a completely inappropriate rape joke that was fucking hysterical. It was like a scene out of Curbed. Really well done.

    But for every scene like that, there is 5 min of Lena Dunham playing ping-pong naked with some rich older dude who decides to have sex with her. Or some other meaningless self-indulgent bullshit. The best looking main character is absolutely worthless and insufferable, and the side characters are actually pretty funny, but rarely get a chance to breath without Dunham being involved cause she's entirely full of herself and her miserable waste of life character.
     
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    David Mamet's daughter is excruciating. It's like they force-fed Crystal meth to to a mentally handicapped woodpecker.
     
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    The Charlie Hebdo killers are dead, they hostage they took isn't. Good enough ending for me.
     
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    Emergency evacuation drill today. You have no idea how thrilled I am with this. At least my office is only on the 12th floor now, but I still think I'll go out to smoke about 10 minutes before the drill. On the elevators, like a normal human being instead of down the stairwell like some kind of animal.
     
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    "Moses! Where the hell have you been?! Your dinner's on the table getting cold!"
    "Honey, you are NOT going to believe where the Lord appeared to me this time"
     
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    No, no, can't say I've tried pounding off with poison ivy on my dick. My bad.
     
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    Girls is a show that has a very specific demographic. I love it when people outside that demographic want to kill it with fire. You also have to watch a few episodes of it to get where its going. The show is by no means perfect, but if you understand what she's trying to do there are some golden nuggets to pull from it.

    Speaking of nuggets, Lena Dunham is trying to kill men with her body. It is the perfect combination of shapeless and unsexy. She's not obese, she's just that typical city mix of "I walk a lot but have no idea what a gym looks like, I eat everything I see and drink like a fish."

    Zosia Mamet does have a nice body though, her character is hilarious and she's actually acting, but if you HATE this show, that means you need to watch Broad City on comedy central. It is what I wish Girls was.
     
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    Phrasing

    New Season of Archer started last night. It's what I wish Girls was.
     
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    Re: Phrasing

    FRIDAY!

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    New Archer? Awwwwyeah.

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    Broad City destroys Girls like it ain't no thang.

    And I don't know about you guys, but I know what I'M doing tomorrow:
     

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    Re: Phrasing

    There's going to be Wall Running?! I'm in.
     
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    Re: Phrasing

    It was everything I'd hoped. The preview for it was amusing as well.
     
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    Thats actually the most amusing part of her character to me. If you watch her in interviews, she's a super artsy very high brow serious person, while her character is a superficial ball of pampered moron. She's probably the most impressively acted character on the show while the other 3 characters are slightly tweaked versions of themselves.
     
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    I wish more of my sisters' hot friends were putting their pole dancing videos on Facebook.
     
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    I think the most amazing thing will be watching a guy who takes Judo break boards and throw kicks.
     
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    Scissor sisters

    Because what's happening now? Her ugly friends are posting their pole dancing videos? Or are her hot friends posting their scrapbook videos?
     
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    And we wish you'd post them on TiB.

    Life is a cold, unfair mistress.
     
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    2014 is gone and can go fuck itself. There is no way 2015 can suck more.
     
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