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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. toddamus

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    Holy fuck has this thread turned for the worse. I know someone mentioned it needs to be epic for shegirl not to close it, and yea, this page is turning out to be epic in a certain regard
     
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    Is it more fun to just walk away from a foreclosure, or firebomb that shit?
     
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    Well if there's nothing to lose fuck it right?
     
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    I always loved that movie.

    So FUCK YOU I can never watch it again now. I'll never see John Candy give Bug a golf lesson again.
     
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    Hahahaha. Good one. That's fake right? People...don't really grow them that big, right? Right?
     
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    No. No, that is not "the hot one" on that show. That girl is the super crazy sister of the already crazy boyfriend of the unattractive main character. That character went through three levels of fucked up intentionally before we ever saw her, not to mention her being unfortunately rather unattractive (i.e. ugly tree, every branch, etc.) in real life.

    The hot one on that show is definitely Brian Williams daughter Allison:
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    That show is absolutely abysmal. Lena Dunham is about as funny as poison ivy on my crotch. And about as insightful.
     
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    Girls is Sex in the City for hipsters. I feel like it started out with a little self awareness before going completely off the tracks. At this point it's just scripted reality tv.
     
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    "But...but...she's so brave!!" I feel like Lena Dunham is the 21st century Medusa. If she spent a little more time on the treadmill and a little less time molesting her sister it might not be as bad. But holy crap, her bizarre proportions must be the result of a very angry God.
     
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    I've never seen more than half an episode of the show. I get Lena Dunham getting naked tries to exemplify what unrealistic standards Hollywood and the media portray women blah blah blah. One part of me just wants to say, tough titty, that's just the way it is. Then I see the girl from Uncle Bucks huge fucking bush and realize if that's what the show wants us to accept as normal then I don't want normal. Normal to them seems to be an apathetic, dumpy, let's go shop at the Wal Mart in sweat pants because fuck it lifestyle. I want to tell Dunham, please for the love of god, act like you give a shit so the legion of fans don't think their sedentary lifestyle is A ok.
     
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    I feel oddly compelled to light that thing on fire.
     
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    Actually there's an actress on the show hotter than her- Shiri Appleby- and ugly fuck Adam dumps her for Lena Dunham. That's when I threw up my hands and yelled "DONE!" If it's on, I flip passed it faster than Mach 1.

    That show has a contempt for itself like I have never seen in my life.
     
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    I'm pretty sure you're not the target demographic for that show. But, then, I'm not either. The clips I've seen don't interest me, at all, but I also don't care. There are people that connect with that show, and nobody's forcing me to accept Dunham as some sort of genius, at least not in the circles I run in. And, I can easily (and do) flip the channel when something about her or that show comes on. If it encourages more women to be comfortable getting naked, I won't complain. Every so often, timing and culture collide and somebody takes a marketing advantage of a niche that people want. Rupert Murdoch did it with Fox news, Steven Bochco did it with several shows (and failed several times, too), Seinfeld did it with his show. Look ugly, frumpy hipsters need love to, and if it makes some girls think they're changing the world by watching the show, then they're less likely to be in front of me in line at Chick-fil-A when I want a delicious sandwich.
     
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    And, it appears she doesn't have a massive bush.
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    And, based on the gis, it appears she doesn't mind a big pile of jizz between her tits, either. (Having not seen the show, I'm assuming it's movie jizz. I know there's a tried and true Hollywood blood recipe, but do they have a Hollywood jizz recipe, too? "Cut! Bring in the semen handler. Aaaand, action!")
     
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    You really don't watch that much porno do you? They do. You can tell it's been used when it cuts away from the actual money shot then back to the girls chest where load of fake jizz has been dropped. There is a great video on eFukt of a porn star losing her shit when it gets in her hair and the "effects" guy on the set is standing above her drizzling cornstarch and water on her with a spoon.
     
    #1796 Kubla Kahn, Jan 9, 2015
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    Just think about some of the things Hollywood practical make-up artists have to construct. On one hand you might have Rob Bottin turning Tim Curry into the demon Darkness, n the other hand you're building a giant, veiny shlong for Mark Whalberg inBoogie Nights.
     
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    I, personally, find that poison ivy on your crotch is hysterical.
     
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    It is unsurprising to me that these two are the typical people that are creating Hollywood grade silicon injected prop dongs.

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    It's not hysterical. You ever try to pound off with poison ivy on your dick? Poison ivy ooze doesn't make for great lube.
     
    #1800 Juice, Jan 9, 2015
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