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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Noland

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    Want to hear a joke?

    Two guys are sitting in a tire shop when they see a blonde woman walk in. One turns to the other and says, "Tell her those $600 tires are really $750 tires and then charge her $600.
     
    #101 Noland, Dec 2, 2014
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    Re: Gilfy Milfy

    No, it's called the Pythagorean Harem.
     
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    Blonde joke? Yawn. Never heard those before.

    They were $750 elsewhere. I was in my old hometown and swung on by my old tire place for pricing.

    Eat it Noland.

    Just...don't. I'm still leaving it. I know how it sounds.
     
    #103 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
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    Re: Gilfy Milfy

    I call it "the ain't never gonna happen fuck you grouping"
     
    #104 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
  5. Angel_1756

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    And just like that, the grandma door slid shut in Rush's face like a dusty set of drapes.
     
    #105 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2014
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    I wonder if the dusty drapes matched the dusty carpet.
     
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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Heyoo

    Spits? I'm pretty sure she swallows.

    I'm like an old tire place. Eventually, she'll swing back by.

    Oh wait, you're calling 'funball the grandma?! Somebody do that Chris Pratt oooooooh face gif.
     
    #107 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2014
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    Wax on wax off

    That's been covered here before. Like mother like daughter. No carpet, just hardwood flooring.
     
    #108 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2014
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    God help me if I ever know anything about my mother's pubic hair.
     
    #109 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2014
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    I was just talking about how the average high school non athlete is not in very good shape and will not cardio more than 30 seconds at a time? What filth were you thinking?

    Age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16 so yeah that countdown has started.

    I am here to help FB.
     
    #110 Puffman, Dec 2, 2014
  11. Juice

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    Its black and smells like tapioca. Hows that?
     
    #111 Juice, Dec 2, 2014
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    Dig deep enough and it turns into bubble tea.
     
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    I'm partial to taro myself.
     
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    *steers the nasty boat back towards funball and curls into the fetal position in the corner while quietly vomiting*
     
    #114 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2014
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    NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT?????

    Ahem. Carry on.
     
    #115 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
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    You guys top yourselves some days. Gross.
     
    #116 shegirl, Dec 2, 2014
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    It's funny to everyone but the two of you. Majority rules. Sorry.
     
    #117 Noland, Dec 2, 2014
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    This is your Captain speaking

    WOOOOO! All aboard the Nasty Boat! To the main stage: Grandmafunball and Angel's mom. oonts oonts oonts\

    ETA: Ooh, with special appearance by the other grandmother, shegirl.
     
    #118 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2014
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    Re: This is your Captain speaking

    If I were you, I'd go take a selfimposed timeout. Mine tend to hurt worse.
     
    #119 shegirl, Dec 2, 2014
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    So, there's a family in Hamilton, Ontario that lived with a corpse in their attic for 6 months hoping he'd be resurrected from the dead. So, there's that.
     
    #120 Angel_1756, Dec 2, 2014
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