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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    December 1. Christmas is in 24 days. Funball is gonna fuck Dixie in prison to prove Rush wrong. Have at it, ya beasts.
     
    #1 Juice, Dec 1, 2014
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    And binary. And you.

    You have no idea how bad I want to post something sexual in response to this, but it's a little much, even for me.

    Also, who got all their Christmas shopping done this weekend? Me, assholes!



    Tis the season!
     
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    To our new board members this year, this is where all the training, prayers and vitamins come in.
     

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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hush now

    Well, nailing that many dudes will certainly increase your chances of getting pregnant. God bless us everyone.

    What's the first thing a blonde says right after having sex?

    Are you guys all on the same team?
     
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    Re: Hush now

    No sacrifice is too great when trying to make a point.

    Blonde jokes? Really? Yawn. Never heard those before.
     
    #5 happyfunball, Dec 1, 2014
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    Eh, sonny?

    They say that hearing is one of the first things to go.
     
    #6 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 1, 2014
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    Re: Eh, sonny?

    No, that's tits.
     
    #7 happyfunball, Dec 1, 2014
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  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Motherfucker. I just realized my "son" is supposed to get my wife a gift, now that this kid is viable outside the womb. Meaning -- I think -- I am supposed to buy her something sparkly and put his name on the "From:" line.

    Thank you amazon deals on cyber monday!! He's buying her a sterling silver heart pennant with diamonds in it and rose gold that spells "Mom".
     
    #9 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 1, 2014
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    I gave my sperm droppings a certain amount of cash and told them that they were on their own as far as a christmas gift for their mom. I am so done covering for them anymore.
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa. I was supposed to be getting stuff? How come no one told me how this parenting thing works?

    I got a mean PM from my accidental PM. She called this forum stupid (nuh-uh), my post dumbass (never!) and said something about me being a bitter dude (maybe). I was like, uh, sorry?
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #12 ghettoastronaut, Dec 1, 2014
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    Can somebody just set the FIFA headquarters on fire already? I'm sure they're totally innocent. It was clear they gave zero fucks about how obvious and blatant their corruption is when they gave the 2022 world cup to Qatar. I wish the terrorists would make themselves useful and pick them as targets.

    I hate christmas shopping. Shopping for kids is easy, but for adults it's a pain in the ass. If they want something they're just going to go out and buy it themselves. Really the best gifts are probably gift cards that let them spend how they please, but I feel like such a lazy ass giving those. The fact that when I asked what people wanted I got "I don't know' from everyone as a response didn't help.
     
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    My son is 6 months old (today, actually), so he gets a pass for now. Birthdays, Xmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day. As he gets older, I'll take him to stores or show him pictures online, and whatever he likes I'll get.

    However, my 21 year old brother in law still has his mother pick out (and buy) his xmas gifts for him. That shit's just wrong.
     
    #15 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 1, 2014
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    It's nice when the first thought that comes to your mind when thinking of buying a Christmas present for your wife and the mother of your child is "motherfucker".
     
    #16 Angel_1756, Dec 1, 2014
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    Great, another Ferguson in NY:



    When he resisted arrest, the cops restrained him. His fatal mistake: He forgot to yell "When you restrain me just don't touch my neck!! I have asthma!!" He died from asphyxiation.
     
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    For the record, I prefer slut to whore. And if you're not interested in reading what I have to say or looking at my body in various states of undress, you can ignore my posts. There's this fun concept called "bodily autonomy" where I don't judge you for what you do with your bodies and you also don't judge me for what I do with mine.
     
    #19 jennitalia, Dec 1, 2014
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    No judgdment here... just appreciation.
     
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