Ya know, it isn't fair. It isn't fair that Rob Ford is imploding and Chris Farley isn't alive to make fun of him on SNL. God that would have been perfect.
It's not a steak by any means. Just because it's cut thick and you put it on the grill doesn't make it a steak. I'd defriend you too for insulting beef.
That's what I've been saying. Every time I see a picture of that schizophrenic clown, I want to see Farley doing a Matt Foley in politics type sketch. I'm pretty sure there'd have been two or three sketches by now that would put me in tears.
No way. There's no comedian, alive or dead, who will ever be funnier being Rob Ford than Rob Ford. Why? Rob Ford is real and lampoons himself. God bless him.
The more outrageous he gets the more I want this man to be appointed life time prime minister of Canada. This is the most I have ever paid attention to anything from Canada.
I cant stand Bill Maher, but he summed it up perfectly when he called Ford a "once in a generation train wreck". I mean, its just incredible, its like some sort of live performance art piece. My british manager calls over to me with updates every day, I intentionally avoid reading about it myself so I can hear his hilariously posh sounding take on it. I can't believe he's in a position of power.
OK, here goes translation (thank you, 2nd language Afrikaans at school): "It's very difficult to speak Afrikaans if there's only one person speaking Afrikaans and no-one's there to reply. It's a bit strange/funny* to speak it a bit" *"snaaks" is a difficult word to translate in context because it can mean strange or funny or both. It's usually determined by tone of voice. In this case, I think it means both strange and funny. Afrikaans is a bit like German (a language it shares some commonalities with): if you're speaking it and it sounds like a machine-gun going off, you're doing it right.
Ah yes, the Germans. Well known for their colonization of South-Africa. It's a bit like saying Brazilians talk a bit like Spaniards. It's more like drunk Dutch, with a mouth full of marbles (even Wikipedia agrees with me). Which is good news for me, because it means that talking to Charlize Theron in her own language and getting drunk enough to get the courage to do so, are mutually inclusive. As long as she's wearing her 'Monster' make-up. Raarrwr.
In fairness, watching Charlize Theron check her email would be fucking sexy. I'd love to stuff an attachment into her inbox.
Ford is terrible, but your British manager needs to remember not to cast stones too far. They keep inbreds on thrones across the pond.
Hahahaha. I'm pretty sure a list of inappropriate children's book titles that originated on the TMMB is now being used to educate kids. http://9gag.com/gag/aYboAx7 Any of the teachers on here want to 'fess up?
I just don't understand how George Zimmerman is so goddamned stupid. He is completely incapable of not being a criminal. I will be honest and say that I think not convicting him the first time was the right move, even though he did kill someone. Now, I feel like I have nothing left. He is doing nothing to show that he isn't a complete and utter piece of shit.
Because he is stupid. He's a shallow, impetuous coward that cannot or will not control his violent outbursts. There's a reason he's always armed, he's a Napoleon Complex tool looking to be a big man. It's obvious he shot that kid once the boy dared to fight back. It's impossible to prove, but we know OJ got away with murder as well. I find it hilarious traffic cops were targeting him. Guess it finally got to him. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/18/justice/florida-george-zimmerman-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_c2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/18/justice/f ... ?hpt=hp_c2</a> Now he's pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend. If he never shoots another person that opposes him I will eat my hat. For extra lulz read the comments. I have to live with these people. People still use the word Yankee like it's supposed to mean something. Because the Civil War was a draw; we woulda won derrnit, but the sun was in our eyes, and you didn't play fair.
Did you read the CNN story that you linked at all??? It's a he said/she said story so since you already think he's a murderer, which he was found not to be, you assume he's guilty in this case. Sounds like just a boyfriend/girlfriend fight to me and she's trying to use his reputation in the media against him. I know a woman would NEVER do that, but that's what it seems like to me. If you were trying to put together the most misinformed sentence about that incident possible, you succeeded 100%.
You're a fucking idiot. There are some skittles in traffic. Go play. Funny how most of Mr. Zimmerman's accused crimes end up as he said, she said.
Zimmerman is a fucking loser and I refuse to feel sorry for him at all. Lie in the bed you make. Call it whatever you want. He stalked him, he killed him , refused to listen to anybody and it would not have happened if not for him. It all gets laid at his feet and his alone. Another wannabe with a textbook case of Little Man Syndrome who yearned to be authority to push people around. Those people are common, and a walking disease.