How about you just come to my house and count out pennies on my kitchen table granny. A check would be alright I suppose, I'll send you a PM later today and maybe we can work out a bank to bank transfer or something a little more 21st century.
You better bet your asses I'm fucking back in this league. I wouldn't have it any other way. I'll send money over on check day son. $50 right now. Auction Draft. Fuck yeah bitches. Riley Cooper 1st pick!
I was on goddamn vacation. Jesus. I never seen so many people so excited to get their asses handed to them in fantasy. I can't wait until I get all of your money cashed out in bands of $2 bills, walking up and down the streets slapping people saying "Oh that was from zyron, the dumbest Giants fan I ever met!" or "That slap with my $2 bill wad was from MoreCowbell, he is a Patriots fan with a terrible taste for puns" or even "That smack represents the how Popped Cherries was anally abused by Parker in every Fantasy Football match-up they've ever had." The longdicking is upon you gentleman. You better start doing some yoga so it doesn't hurt...that much.
My vote would be for PPR, but be careful not to set the PPR too high (0.5 works, in my opinion. 1 point is too high).
I like this blaming the scoring thing, is it too late to make that my excuse too? Unrelated, I feel a NFC south type worst to first swing coming on. I'm not sure who I beat last year but they should be embarrassed. I know I was the rest of the season. At any rate bow down ladies of questionable morals, this is about to become the hunting and fisting thread (hey, we did hear some say they enjoyed it so maybe it won't be so bad for ya'll right?).
I'll take suggestions for scoring. I have it set almost standard with a few tweaks. 1pt per 20 yds from a QB instead of 25 and FG's go 3 3 3 4 5.
I can't wait to mow all you clowns down with my crafty draft plan I've created and witty team name. I'm going to play clean this time to make sure I don't get fucked on quarterbacks. I remember all who wronged me and I will have vengeance.
Oh, he is. With Hernandez on the murder rap, he's gonna spend 65% of his money on Tom Brady and Gronk.
Gronk isn't even going to be on the field this year and Tom Brady has no one else to throw to. I have an entirely different plan this year and I'm not fucking talking.
Jesus Christ, you unoriginal fucks. THREE of you have followed my lead with Hernandez references in your team name?
Money sent in and of course you unoriginal fucks would say something about Hernandez. Look you guys are so edgy! Whoa, look at the badasses. Doesn't matter, I'm taking all your monies.
Gonna send money tomorrow because today I am lazy. Also, we should definitely do PPR. I kind of like 1 point/per but .5 is fine too. Without it I feel receivers are way weaker than they should be compared to RBs.
I'll post the teams so far after the weekend, but it looks like there are 2 spots left. I made some point changes, tell me if you want anything more or anything taken away. Starting auction money is $250 .5 PPR Bonus 2pts for 300+ yard QB yards Bonus 2pts for 100+ yard REC yards Bonus 2pts for 100+ yard RUSH yards I was thinking of adjusting the line ups to be QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, WR, TE, WR/RB/TE. Do you guys have an objection to 3 starting WR's or do you want to leave it at 2?