Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no bizzle (bizzle = Parker, just so there's no misunderstanding mmmkay?) Truly my team sucked too bad to talk smack. I was 5-8. Parker you were 6-7, I bow before your greatness. Great season guys, well not for me but at least I felt like I was playing this year as opposed to last. Next year I win it all. Did I sound like a cubs fan there?
Quite right ol chap, you scored more points and your dick would choke a giraffe known for deep throating skills. I'll roll with I beat you straight up (didn't need the points) for $600. Oh sweet! daily double! I believe this says everything better than I can.
This is terrible. The only person I hated more than Popped Cherries was MoreCowbell. He is not going to handle this victory with class like I did. He's going to gloat, and be a raging, unbearable asshole. It is going to be unbearable. Enjoy this victory, it will be short lived.