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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    Two weeks of work left, one exam on AC electrical theory which should be easy and then a month off. Time to have a few beverages me thinks.
     
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    I don't know why, but this just reminded me of a time when I was in second grade and this girl asked me to braid her hair. Naturally I proceeded to tie knots in it.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    i had kind of a similar situation, except it was a guy asking to braid my hair, and also it was prison

    does anybody know how to erase a gang tattoo halp plz
     
    #83 Nom Chompsky, Dec 8, 2012
  4. Crown Royal

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    Hellz yeah! We do it the Outlaw way. When you travel with Charlie, you burn the offending tattoo off with a hot spoon heated with a blowtorch. Enjoy!
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    He, Jon Favreau (the director) and Vince Vaughn are childhood friends. That's why you always see them in movies together. Ralphie directed that HORRIBLE Couple's Retreat movie.
     
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    MTV follows up Jersey Shore, with Appalachian hicks. Unfortunately it seems to white wash it in it's own way and it looks like we won't be getting the pill head drug addicts from The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

     
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    The only good thing about that movie was the location. Place was gorgeous, but I can't remember where they shot it at. Ideas?
     
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    I can only think of a few places that could look like that: Fiji, Tahiti/ Bora Bora, New Caldedonia, Aruba maybe.

    I would say south pacific.
     
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    Bora Bora. My cousin owns one of those huts over the water resorts there.
     
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    I like this version better:

     
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    Helping my mom put up her Christmas tree...ohh boy. At least I have beer.


    Got to see Camp Lo last night. Throwin it back to 97, this was obviously the highlight of the set

     
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    Wanna become best friends and introduce your cousin so that I could become best friends with them too and maybe secure that hut for my honeymoon?

    Just an idea. Help a brother score a weeks worth of blowjobs for securing the most beautiful vacation spot ever.
     
    #93 dchavok, Dec 8, 2012
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    So I have had sex more recently than pinkcup. Just thought I would share.
     
    #94 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2012
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    Seen that suit, or one close to it.

     
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    This is a two part response:

    1. Yay! Good for you, dude.

    2. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
     
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    Is that because of this?

    Party Party!

     
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    Love ya girl.

    Now go to a bar.
     
    #98 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2012
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    So she's got a steaming hot black skin suit.... That don't impressa me much.
     
    #99 Kubla Kahn, Dec 8, 2012
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    Yea, yea, the musics not great. She's country music AC/DC / Def Leppard / Nickleback.

    Are you saying you're not impressed enough to do unspeakable things to her forty seven year old body?
     
    #100 Nitwit, Dec 8, 2012
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