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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Aww she has scoliosis. So sad. :(
     
    #61 Juice, Dec 8, 2012
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    Is the the emoticon for her spine?
     
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    The emoticon is for all the people suffering around the world, especially from scoliosis, canker sores, hang nails, and indigestion.
     
    #63 Juice, Dec 8, 2012
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    Penguins!





    I think this translates to, 'OW! FUUUUCK!':



    And, a shopping penguin!



    Fuck you, I like penguins.

    On that note, video games and rum and cokes for the rest of today!
     
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  5. CharlesJohnson

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    I hope you both get scoliosis of the dick.

    Penguin thread?

    [​IMG]

    So cuddly!

    Edit: (shit, *I* had to spoiler that. Fucking monsters.)
     
    #65 CharlesJohnson, Dec 8, 2012
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    Speaking dicks, can you imagine putting your penis in that?
     
    #66 Juice, Dec 8, 2012
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    I'm glad I spend time in a place where this is the first thought that comes to somebody's mind.
     
    #67 ssycko, Dec 8, 2012
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    Sadly that was the first thing I thought of.

    Ladies, when you use teeth... this is exactly what we envision going on down there.
     
    #68 CharlesJohnson, Dec 8, 2012
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    I feel bad for baby girl. She wanted braids so I gave her braids. Hopefully she doesn't understand things like symmetry or quality work yet.
     
    #69 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2012
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    There is snow on the ground, I have a fresh pot of coffee, and all day to work in my shop.

    Life is good. I haven't had a Saturday like this in way too long. Ah that reminds me... I need to get some Irish Cream.
     
    #70 katokoch, Dec 8, 2012
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    Thats just offensive. They prefer the term bonny lass.
     
    #71 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2012
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    Can anyone explain Microeconomics in 10 minutes or less? I've got a final on Monday and this professor was terrible. Its a graduate level course and yet I learned more in my 100 level classes back in the day (at least I think so. I drank that knowledge away a looooooong time ago)

    In return....confused penguins...

     
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    Not a day ago I was thinking of posting "Does anyone else remember how hot Shania Twain was?" Apparently I used the wrong tense.
     
    #73 Aetius, Dec 8, 2012
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/nsfw/sexy-selectie-videos-i-13420" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/ns ... os-i-13420</a>
     
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    So Arsenal won 2-0. Should've been better.

    Also, what's the over/under on Psy's Oppan Gangnam Style getting 1 billion views before midnight on NYE? It's currently sitting at 911.5 million views...
     
    #75 Durbanite, Dec 8, 2012
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    When penguins attack:

    When dads attack ostriches who attack:
     
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...her or not the above story gains traction....
     
    #77 dchavok, Dec 8, 2012
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    Holy balls, Elf is on, and I noticed that the head elf in the beginnig had big blue eyes, just like Ralphie from A Christmas Story.

    It was fucking Ralphie. Mind fucking blown.
     
    #78 kuhjäger, Dec 8, 2012
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    He's still hiding out from Scut Farkus.

    In honor of the holiday season I got a bottle of gin a couple weeks ago. Like Christmas in your mouth, or blowing a wood nymph. Drinking a Straits Sling this afternoon.

    2 oz Gin
    1/2 oz Benedictine
    1/2 oz Cherry Brandy or Maraschino Liqueur
    1 oz lemon juice
    2 dashes Angostura Bitters
    2 dashes blood orange bitters

    Shake the shit out of it, top it with seltzer.
     
    #79 CharlesJohnson, Dec 8, 2012
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    Oh my god. After watching this I now completely understand why people take hallucinogens.

     
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