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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Great. Now I'm going to have to learn how to do that to keep up with you guys.
     
    #2561 happyfunball, Jan 13, 2013
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    You get some weird emails, dude. I didn't even know Fleshlight had a loyalty program.
     
    #2562 Nom Chompsky, Jan 13, 2013
  3. ssycko

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    The frequent flyer miles on those have really gotten out of hand.
     
    #2563 ssycko, Jan 13, 2013
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    "This is getting out of hand" was the original tagline for fleshlights.
     
    #2564 Nom Chompsky, Jan 13, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I would have gone with "Think outside the box."
     
    #2565 Crown Royal, Jan 13, 2013
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    "Save the socks."
     
    #2566 McSmallstuff, Jan 13, 2013
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    If this is the end of this thread, it was another good show. Well done, kids.
     
    #2567 Crown Royal, Jan 13, 2013
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    I had fun. I only hope that guy finished his whiskey.
     
    #2568 toddamus, Jan 13, 2013
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    For old times' sake...

    [​IMG]


     
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  10. CarbonCopy

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    Didn't finish the bourbon. I flamed out so hard it was criminal. I posted, had a really good buzz, and five minutes later I was too drunk to lay down.
     
    #2570 CarbonCopy, Jan 14, 2013
  11. Sully

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    In no particular order:

    • Take Aim Against Cavities!
    • Have It Your Way
    • We Are Professional Grade
    • Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...
    • Where's the Beef?

    This is funnier if you do ones that don't work.

    • Kid Tested, Mother Approved
     
    #2571 Sully, Jan 14, 2013
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    I feel like the last post should be Auld Lang Sine.



    I also think this should be one of the last things also.



    And for 'Murrika
     

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  13. Flat_Rate

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    Working 2nd shift is great, except I can't fall asleep at normal times anymore.

    Peach 'shine to the rescue....

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    [​IMG]
     
    #2573 Flat_Rate, Jan 14, 2013
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    Listening to "Filthy and Gorgeous" while dropping a deuce....it seems appropriate.
     
    #2574 bewildered, Jan 14, 2013
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    Would it be weird if I said that a woman taking a shit turns me on?
     
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    Yeah, I think this thread can close now.
     
    #2576 bewildered, Jan 14, 2013
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    One drunk thread dies so we can all rest our livers and rest up for St. Patrick's day.
     
    #2577 McSmallstuff, Jan 14, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #2578 ssycko, Jan 14, 2013
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    St. Patricks? But Tuesday is coming! WTF? Fucking amateurs.
     
    #2579 Queen-Bee, Jan 14, 2013
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    Well time for me to go get drunk on a Monday cause you guys are boring.
     
    #2580 Bundy Bear, Jan 14, 2013
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