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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Its not Thanksgiving anymore, Goddamn it. Its friggin' Christmas, you jerks!
     
    #1 Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012
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    Holy shit, it's the ghost of Drunkmas past, here to show us where we've gone astray.
     
    #2 jdoogie, Dec 7, 2012
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    Blue puppy! We missed you!

    Merry early Christmas and the most important holiday of all, the birth of ME!

    You know, I have successfully not gotten laid on every single one of my birthdays. I felt like this year would be different but nooooope. Maybe next year giner. Maybe next year.
     
    #3 bewildered, Dec 7, 2012
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    I'm tempted to double-post about stupid blenders because what is more appropriate for the holidays than disproportionate displays of anger at loved ones.
     
    #4 MoreCowbell, Dec 7, 2012
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    I'd tell them to return that shit. YOU get the brownie points for getting the blender, not your friend.

    Completely unrelated, sushi and sake for dinner!
     
    #5 thabucmaster, Dec 7, 2012
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    Santa, what happened to you?!

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    #6 CharlesJohnson, Dec 7, 2012
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    Merry Christmas Idiots! I'm enjoying a whiskey and cider right now, then going to a squadron xmas party. Mandatory fun, hooray!!
     
    #7 Diablo, Dec 7, 2012
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    Now THAT's a bad Santa.

    What an odd fucking day it has been. I won an owl this afternoon and then came home to find a mini-dreidle in the mailbox. Who sends mini-dreidles?
     

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    Where's the pic of the owl?
     
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    In the previous drunk thread.
     
    #10 Angel_1756, Dec 7, 2012
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    Don't worry, there was no owl.
     
    #11 wexton, Dec 7, 2012
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    I made my first Animated GIF today.

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    And because that was kind of geeky here is a pornstar saying hello.

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    #12 kindalas, Dec 7, 2012
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    My wife asked me for one specific present, a jewelry box. Then she asked EVERYONE ELSE for it, so I've had to go person by person to tell them not to get it. God damn it, wife. Do you give me that little credit for paying attention when we talk?
     
    #13 D26, Dec 7, 2012
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    This is the shit right here. Oozing vanilla beans, 10% alcohol, slightly bitter at the end. Southern Tier is probably my favorite brewery right now. Brrerrewwrereryyeyryyy if you're drinking.
     
    #14 CharlesJohnson, Dec 7, 2012
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    So it's time for the ol' Endgame, is it?

    It's a shame I won't be using the "A" material I've been saving for it all year. I'm applying to post for Supertramp's site and don't want it copied by you losers.

    I would also like to propose an UNOFFICIAL TiB UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST. You need picture proof, but find the ugliest-ass sweater you can find. The more Irish, the better.

    I have nine days off over the holidays, it it WILL involve blowing. Anyway, let's entertain us. We're here, we're queer, let's drink away this year.
     
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    Holy hell did you miss THAT hint.


    Buy her something to put IN the jewelry box.
     
    #16 shimmered, Dec 7, 2012
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    I'm having an ugly sweater WOD at my gym tomorrow. Mine is horrific.

    I need socks.


    Also:
    My coworker came in today...looking different.

    Him Wednesday:
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    Him today:
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    I lost my shit. I loved that beard.
     
    #17 shimmered, Dec 7, 2012
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    No no no. If you want something ask! Don't drop subtle hints. Most people I know tend to think that the thing that is asked for is what you want.
     
    #18 McSmallstuff, Dec 7, 2012
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    I tend to agree.
    Generally.
    Unless she asks for it from EVERYONE.


    No seriously, I'm of the mind - if you want it, request it, otherwise - don't play the hint game.
     
    #19 shimmered, Dec 7, 2012
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    Honestly until you pointed out the possibility it never even occurred to me that she wanted jewellery. I just would have figured she wanted to be guaranteed of getting the jewellery box
     
    #20 McSmallstuff, Dec 7, 2012
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