not going to lie...when I initially saw the link posted, I initially thought ROTN made CNN for his squirrel "hunting"
Thursday a good friend was over for dinner with my wife and I. He rearranged his vacation (he works internationally) to be in town for our wedding and we wanted to show our appreciation. Things were going great until he showed up because I decided to break out the scotch he got me for the wedding (Oban 14 yr) and when that was gone the Glenfidditch 12 yr. New York strip steaks were had with dinner along with mashed taters and asparagus but not even that (along with dessert) could prevent the blackout...Friday on the way to a clinical rotation I had almost made it before I had to yak. It's not a big deal because I was carpooling with my classmates and I puked on the side of a busy street, all over my scrubs. The best part was walking to buy scrubs from nuns while wearing my vomit covered scrubs. Just so proud of myself. Which leads to today and Cupid's Undie Run. It's a fundraising event for neuroblastoma which my wife and I did b/c the same friend who came into town asked us to. My wife made several new friends and it was great to day drink. What's interesting is that it was at a place in Chicago (John Barleycorn) known for having d-bag clientele yet our group agreed that the crowd was awesome. As my buddy put it "People stop giving a shit when they hang out in their underwear"
I don't get it. I know some sick fucks get a chubby for feet or toes. Whatever. And some guys have pocket pussies. Whatever. But, getting off to a foot bobbing up and down your dick? Wtf? How is there a market for this?
On the subject of the vajankle, know what's odd? When you tell a girl that you like her shoes, it's a perfectly innocent compliment. Tell a girl that you like her feet, and you're going to have a lovely meeting with the can of mace in her purse.
My first husband had a foot fetish. Only for my feet though. No one else's. A friend of mine tried putting her feet on him and he squealed and ran away. It's just mine. Anyway - so ExH1 and I had some not good times in our marriage and at several points in time I just wanted him to leave.me.alone. Plus, he wanted sex several times a day. If he didn't get sex he was masturbating. Like - before PT. Come home - get the booty OR masturbate. Go to work. Come home - rub one out. Take a shower - rub one out. Sex at bedtime. Nearly every single day. That shit got old. So I used his foot fetish to my advantage and would just prop my foot on his lap and ignore him. TMI.
The color scheme on that foot vagina is a little too hyper realistic. When it comes to dudes wanting to fuck things nothing surprises me anymore. We've proven ourselves the lecherous single minded monsters feminist bitch about time and time again. I say prop you foot on your husbands lap while he masturbates to it and enjoy the ride. *edit: Also that isn't a very dainty foot. Im no foot fetishist but that looks like a man's foot, if Im going to fuck a fake vagina molded into the shape of a foot at least make it not look like you used the factory's 3rd shift janitor's foot as the model.
I don't know. After seeing some of the ridiculous- no- Impossible perversions the Japanese hold sway, nothing surprises me anymore. There is no Bottom.
I want to see a vajankle realistic to the funky shit I see on a regular basis: yellow, thick nails....gangrenous toes about to fall off....callouses as thick as my finger....skin flaking off so hard it looks like a snow globe. Where's THAT line of vajankles?
This reminds me of a conversation I was having with my husband last night He was watching some documentary that mentioned AIDS, and commented to me that he didn't understand how it could have spread so fast in the gay community. After a couple more comments by him I realized he didn't fully understand how promiscuous they are. I had to point out to him a man's sex drive, and how hetero men generally don't have sex as often as they would want to because of [female reasons] both in relationships and when getting strange. If they want sex with a dude, those female reasons are not an issue anymore. I could practically see the light bulb go off over his head.
I'm just picturing a bunch of people coming over here due to the Twitter account and reading 1.5 pages about literal foot-fucking. Nice.
Worried that the person I had a hand in firing last friday committed suicide. Cops are being called to check on her as we speak. All signs point to bad news. Mimosas and the upcoming pizza delivery will make this better, right??