I found out I'm getting a second daughter. Wanna make a swap? I already said that I'm done at two no matter what; so now I gotta make an appointment to get the pipes shut off.
I'm sorry I missed the nostalgia discussion- having been around since 2003, the TMMB, RMMB and Tib have provided endless hours of amusement. However, regarding Henry (Savage that is), while he really was a great mod and a good dude, he was just too serious. Suapyg and he were symptomatic of Tucker's efforts to take the board in a more serious, mainstream direction, and it sucked a lot of the fun out of it.
Tonight is going to be the first night that I have been able to drink in weeeeeks. I have been on antibiotics, and apparently that and alcohol don't mix. My boss is throwing a charity concert at his house. Bringing in Grammy winner recording artists that no one has ever heard of. My boss just had back surgery so me and his wife get to play hostess. Thankfully, the wife has handled all coordinating with the charity. I get to show up, drink, smile, and make small talk. I get to slap away grabby hands as I am sure the son will be hovering like an UFO.
You would fucking think. But they get offended when you say "IMDb is accessible via the iPhone in your hand."