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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 19, 2016.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    I'm more of a Stephanie Tanner man myself, her and those huge . . . tracts of land.

    I decided to forego a flu shot this year and I'm paying for it in spades, sick for the third time this winter.

    Going back 20 years I never got a flu shot. Most folks didn't unless they were at risk - sick, very young, very old, etc. So as time slid by I still didn't get the shot I figured, what the hell, I never used to get a flu shot and I did just fine.

    So now I'm forced to face the fact that I need to get one very year. Because I'm old(er).
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Fixed that for you, you creepy fucker.
     
  3. Frebis

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    Danny Tanner -"You see Juice, sex can be fun but also dangerous. Sure Kimmy can be a nuisance and I've often wanted to take out my sexual rage on her also. But fucking her in the ass with the business end of a bowling pin is dangerous. You put her into a coma. She almost died so you could get your jollies off. And thats not ok....."

    *Danny turns to the doctor*

    "While she's here can you amputate her feet so that we won't have to smell them any more?"

    *laugh track, roll credits*
     
  4. Clutch

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    I got a flu shot this year and ended up with the worst case of influenza I've ever had anyway. I have a feeling that the 2-4 strains of the virus they choose to target each year are more likely to be the ones that affect the coasts than they are to be the strains that hit Ohio. Influenza is a real bitch of a virus.
     
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    I believe Bob Saget might actually say this.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    I've never seen an episode of Full House.
     
  7. Frebis

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    You are in luck. They show them for 2-3 hours every night on Nickelodeon.
     
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    Full House is a cult. Three families living under one co-dependent roof. Including "Uncle" Joey, a perpetually single man-child charged with the rearing of 3 young girls. Tell me there's nothing funny going on there. Is it any wonder one daughter turned into a meth whore, one turned into a Jesus freak, and the youngest an asexual weirdo with a pill habit who gave Heath Ledger his overdose.

    Full House is also a scathing edict on the unsustainable housing crisis of San Francisco.
     
  9. Misanthropic

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    Bob Saget would say anything to prove how edgy and off-color he is. He's a shitty comedian and an abysmal actor who starred in two of the worst shows ever on television, who subsequently decided to resurrect his standup career by being shocking . . . . . .ly unfunny.

    "Hey guys, look over here! I'm not some mayonnaise-headed answer to insomnia, really I'm not! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Shit! See? I'm a badass!"

    Witness this gem (an actual quote, not my own mockery of him) "You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize."

    I know, hilarious, right?
     
  10. dieformetal

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    Waitaminute, one of the fucking Olsen kids killed the Joker???
     
  11. dieformetal

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    Neither have I. And I feel I am a better person because of it.
     
  12. Czechvodkabaron

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    I can't wait to watch Fuller House this weekend. There is no way that it will be worse than Girl Meets World.
     
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    My wife watches Girl Meets World. I have to leave the room normally. We recently rewatched Boy Meets World on DVD (I think I got it on amazon for like $35). It was bad. But no where near as bad as Girl Meets World.
     
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