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2/19/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 19, 2016.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I've got a wedding to attend in 2 weeks. The newlyweds are, to put it gently, night-lifers. My friend and I are seriously considering a small ornate box filled with weed, 2 E tabs, and cocaine. This idea came about because buying them a fucking blender killed me inside. We were also brainstorming drunk as hell.

    The good news is we got out suits, too. Mine is lime green, hand stitched in Guatemala. My friend's is pink like a 70s couch. $13. STYLIN', BITCHES.
     
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    Well fine. Here's a new one:

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    NASHVILLE Tenn. — A naked man was arrested at Nashville International Airport Sunday night.

    Airport officials say he is a repeat offender.

    http://wreg.com/2016/02/22/naked-man-arrested-in-nashville-airport/
     
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    Going by the body type and the hair cut, I can't help but picturing the offender as being Tom, the former employee of Gas Monkey Garage.
     
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    Oh, bruh.....

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    ....if that's not a facial expression that says a thousand words, I don't know what is.
     
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    I'm assuming the tattoo words that are peeking out read "Help me." I'm impressed that the girlfriend correctly picked out her photo to use when she made him the shirt - the one with crazy eyes.
     
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    My friend's gopher snakes, while she was trying to get them to breed, her male prematurely ejaculated. Or pulled out. Whatever. She thought it was fucking hilarious and posted this little photo op to her Facebook. Rated R for snake sex shame.
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    Like, seriously, that's just such a bizarre post to share.
     
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    A t-shirt doesn't get the proper message across. Honesty is the key:

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    The dude abides.
     
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    I'm kind of waiting for the other shoe to drop and for them to say that this only works with NA beer and decaf coffee. Dear God though I want this to be true. Sounds like they ran a meta-analysis and came up with this. If they need a volunteer for a full coffee and beer study I'll travel wherever I need to to be a part of it, assuming you know its conducted in a first world country and not Mexico, India or someplace like that
     
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    I figure if you do everything in moderation you will be fine.

    Exactly like this scene from Wolf of Wall St. Throw some yoga in there, live to 90.



    As the inimitable Red Foxx said, all these health nuts are going to feel silly when they're 90 dying of nothing.
     
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