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2/19/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 19, 2016.

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    Wait...just to be clear...that isn't an image of my naked mother?
     
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    You people are fucking crazy. It's clearly a picture of The One True God fellating the Fonz while pigeons sing all around them "Praise to the Dear Leader!" in Korean.
     
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    You mean teddy bears were once alive? You just ruined my childhood.

    My bear was blown up by Nazis, shot by the Japs, and discarded and resurrected on a daily basis.
     
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    You guys sure do love talking about vaginas. And who doesn't right? But vaginas and dead teddy bears in the same conversation? Just wow.
     
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    Woke up and found this on my counter. For the record, I only drank about half of those.
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    "I have spoken to nearly fifteen people." That one goes in the book.

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    I am envious of your beer budget.
     
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    Science!

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    It was actually a collaborated effort between myself and a couple of neighbors over the span of a few years. My one neighbor is moving out of the area so we had a bit of a going away party for him and it was just the perfect excuse to break open a bunch of bottles we'd been saving.

    @dieformetal The Lobster ale wasn't all that great. Kind of bland and a bit sour. I think I rated it a 2 1/4 stars on Untappd.
     
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    Fun little pick up. His only real claim to fame is he beat the shit out of Ty Cobb. Twice.

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    That's good enough for me.
     
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    And his name is Boss.
     
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    - short fur
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    - Valentine's gift from girlfriend

    Of course his name is Bawse. Check that popped collar, brah.
     
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    In light of my saw mishap yesterday...

     
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    Some twat I used to work with is getting married. She put a fucking Rav 4 on her wedding registry. I feel like such a sucker. I didn't realize I could have asked for a car when I was shackled to my man for all eternity.
     
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    I haven't even thought about a wedding registry yet. Hmmm...
     
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    We had a wine fridge on ours and I was shocked when someone bought it. I know you're supposed to put one big item on your registry in case people want to go in on it as a group, but a car?
     
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    A car seems manipulative. If a guest, whos spending money and time to come to my wedding in the first place, bought me and the wife a car I'd feel like an asshole. Hopefully its a joke
     
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    I put a lot of joke shit on our registry. Breathalyzer. Pregnancy tests. Bulk variety packs of condoms. Camo everything. (One of the places we had to register at walmart, because her side is a bunch of inbred hicks.)

    She only found out when people bought it the items. Got really pissed.
     
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    So, the regret is about the registry, then? Ooookay.
     
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