Alot of people say that. I found it made me sleep well but it also made me completely useless the next day. No energy, just felt like sleeping the day away.
For any of you who work jobs where a part of it is answering the telephone, are you as incredulous as I am at the stupidity of callers?
So the other day I was annoyed with my twin, presumably because I was sleep deprived so I decided to show him this ink blot. I told him if he doesn't see three teddy bears he should really seek professional help
I can't stand talking on the phonoe at any time. It's the one thing that makes me feel claustrophobic. If I were on the phone with Jeff Goldblum on acid it would still annoy me. I could never work in a call centre or like my wife as a stockbroker because I would go berzerk in front of everybody and end up hurling myself through something of the plate-glass persuasion. It feels fake and annoying and talking in person is a thousand times better for me.
I used to loathe text messages. Now, when someone calls if someone isn't dead I wonder how deranged these individuals are. What the fuck is wrong with you!?!
Got 40lbs of pork bellies in the smoker to make some bacon and then tonight a couple neighbors are coming over to have a mini beer festival at the house. I'm going to be so hungover tomorrow, but at least I'll be fat and happy for a few hours beforehand.
Hey, maybe you can marry that fat superhero chick and you can tell her she's got a great personality before you try to figure out how to fuck her.
Uh, if he's partying and having beer festivals at his house, and he figures out how to fuck a superhero, he isn't going to be dumb enough to marry her.
I don't seen any teddy bears. I'm with 'wildered on the Stormtrooper. Maybe a Stormtrooper helmet resting on the head of an Ewok.
And if in this hypothetical situation in fucking a superhero, why would it be the fat one? I DO have some standards.
So how much alike are you in personality? Does he see these pranks of yours coming a mile away, leading to a twisted psychological thriller where you each try to outwit the other one, only for it to end in a fiery murder-suicide, with explosions, and dead clowns, and dinosaurs, and naked lesbians? 'Cause that would be cool.
Best ways to invoke revenge? Annnnnnddd....go! HA! I read all my rep for the first time in ages. That's what I get for mostly posting on my phone and not being 100% sure how to read entire reps. Y'all are goofy.
I see a drawing of a skunk that someone gave to Charles Manson and he scribbled some crazy ass shit at the bottom of the drawing.