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2/19/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 19, 2016.

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  1. wexton

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    Alot of people say that. I found it made me sleep well but it also made me completely useless the next day. No energy, just felt like sleeping the day away.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    I wish I could wake up feeling rested/refreshed for once in my life.
     
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    For any of you who work jobs where a part of it is answering the telephone, are you as incredulous as I am at the stupidity of callers?
     
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    So the other day I was annoyed with my twin, presumably because I was sleep deprived so I decided to show him this ink blot. I told him if he doesn't see three teddy bears he should really seek professional help
     

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  5. bewildered

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    It looks like a storm trooper.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Look at it upside down it becomes more things.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    I can't stand talking on the phonoe at any time. It's the one thing that makes me feel claustrophobic. If I were on the phone with Jeff Goldblum on acid it would still annoy me. I could never work in a call centre or like my wife as a stockbroker because I would go berzerk in front of everybody and end up hurling myself through something of the plate-glass persuasion. It feels fake and annoying and talking in person is a thousand times better for me.
     
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    I used to loathe text messages. Now, when someone calls if someone isn't dead I wonder how deranged these individuals are. What the fuck is wrong with you!?!
     
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    Got 40lbs of pork bellies in the smoker to make some bacon and then tonight a couple neighbors are coming over to have a mini beer festival at the house. I'm going to be so hungover tomorrow, but at least I'll be fat and happy for a few hours beforehand.
     
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    Hey, maybe you can marry that fat superhero chick and you can tell her she's got a great personality before you try to figure out how to fuck her.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, if he's partying and having beer festivals at his house, and he figures out how to fuck a superhero, he isn't going to be dumb enough to marry her.
     
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    I don't seen any teddy bears. I'm with 'wildered on the Stormtrooper. Maybe a Stormtrooper helmet resting on the head of an Ewok.
     
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    And if in this hypothetical situation in fucking a superhero, why would it be the fat one? I DO have some standards.
     
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    So how much alike are you in personality? Does he see these pranks of yours coming a mile away, leading to a twisted psychological thriller where you each try to outwit the other one, only for it to end in a fiery murder-suicide, with explosions, and dead clowns, and dinosaurs, and naked lesbians?

    'Cause that would be cool.
     
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    You guys can't see the three bears? Am I the only sane one on here? Lets try another...
     

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    Well now you're just being vulgar... posting pictures of a vagina and all.
     
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    Yeah, and one going through that time of the month. Blech.
     
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    Best ways to invoke revenge? Annnnnnddd....go!

    HA! I read all my rep for the first time in ages. That's what I get for mostly posting on my phone and not being 100% sure how to read entire reps. Y'all are goofy.
     
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    I see a drawing of a skunk that someone gave to Charles Manson and he scribbled some crazy ass shit at the bottom of the drawing.
     
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    Well, now I see the three dead teddy bears.
     
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