Well, now that I know that everyone else is running around with key knives and pussy gougers, you can bet your ass I'm packing.
I am pretty sure my employer would frown upon it. They are trying to pass a law here in AL that would allow you to carry a pistol in your car without a special permit. It still doesn't allow you to conceal carry everywhere though. I am interested to see what happens.
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This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. A perfect storm. Besides the fact the kid who shot and edited this did it with Indie-film expertise, the amount of win happening in the drama playing out before your eyes is mesmerizing. The characters rise and fall like empires within seconds. A thousands sitcoms at once, a white trash masterpiece. You think it's some sort of great mockumentary comedy but it's real, and so awesome I don't know how it can possibly exist:
If that means you'd have to leave it in your car though... what a situation it puts people in. Too much of a liability for me.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure brass knuckles are illegal, or considered weapons by pretty much everyone. This is a plastic cat that will slash somebody's face up pretty good. Excuse me for not buying tactical grade shit. Suckle on me balls anyway.
I used to have really bad insomnia. At the time, Zzzquil wasn't a thing so I took an unhealthy amount of Nyquil and that worked sometimes. Now, I take melatonin if I know that I need to bed around a certain time. Also, when I feel sleepy - I go to bed then instead of watching the last of a movie or changing laundry over or whatever. For me, there's like a go to sleep window and if I miss it, I'm up for several more hours. I use two home remedies. The first is a bar of unwrapped soap under the sheet for restless leg syndrome. If you've never had RLS, consider yourself fucking lucky because it's terrible. Some say that particular brands of soap don't work or work better than others but I use a tiny hotel soap. I don't even notice it because it's thin and all I know is that my legs aren't all twitchy. The second is for a headache or migraine, put a cold pack on my neck and put my hands and feet in hot water. If I don't feel like sitting on the bathroom counter, I'll wet my hair with cold water (because it covers my neck) and then turn the shower hot and position myself so just my hands and feet are in the water. I swear by this and it's faster than pain meds.
Goddammit....this is the town I work in. I can almost 100% assure you that some of those people in that video are either my customers, or worse, my employees. I can also guarantee every adult in that video was missing teeth. Because Meth. The Great Mid-West never fails to show its beautiful array of people, shamelessly scraping the bottom.
West Coast hip-hop died so this could live: Get. The fuck. Out of here. Listen to that audience get pumped up by that utter drivel that they paid money to see. Does this count as music? Is it even ANYTHING?
Thats like a year old. How did you stumble upon that now? I will fully admit that Iggy isn't talented outside of being competent at riding a beat, but she has no lyrical skills. Its disappointing, cause this song still bangs. Its not Kendrick, but its a great beat and a catchy hook with verses that don't make you want to die. "Valley girls giving blowjobs for Loubotins, what you call that, head over heels?" is still pretty funny Also, I think its stupid that she goes by Iggy Azalea when her real name is...Amethyst Kelly. Thats a better rap name than most people could come up with.
My sleep is notoriously bad. Not bad in the sense I have insomnia, just bad in the sense I have terrifying nightmares frequently. Last year I had a nightmare that was so lucid I wasn't sure if I was dead or alive. At some point in the dream I heard a bass like thumping in the background, just like the bass at a concert and realized that was my heart thumping so I must not be dead. That tripped me out pretty bad. I also have night terrors. I think the key for me is never going to sleep ever. Currently I take klonopin, prozasin and cutting back in the booze in the evenings. Thats been helping. Really wish I could find a cure for my nightmares. I get anxious before going to sleep bc I really have no idea what's going to happen. I also had a sleep study, full hair net everything. Only thing of note was I moved my legs over a thousand times during the sleep period, and according to one of the techs I have amazingly steady brainwaves, which considering my nightmares I found surprising. My twin brother on the other hand sleeps extraordinarily well with no issues or nightmares whatsoever, kind of pisses me off sometimes
Reminds me of the Stephen Wright line: My friend asked me, "how'd you sleep? Good?" "No, I made a few mistakes."
One thing that might help here is a program called f.lux. It changes the brightness based on time of day. It helped me quite a bit. Another thing that has helped me is taking melatonin. It takes some testing to see what the right dosage is. If you take a lot it can make you groggy the next morning.