Re: No mystery, really What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. (Just kidding. Happy Saturday!) Going to some Boogie&Blues thing tonight for the middle school that both of my daughters will be attending. This is a sponsored event that will have an open bar. My daughters may not go to this school after all.
Your daughters' school has an open bar? Sign me up! I would totally repeat sixth grade if there was an open bar.
Yeah, I guess I should have been more clear about the event tonight. It's actually being held at one of the local hotels (with an open bar.) We're headed to a friends house in a couple of hours to pre-game before we go. The other three couples who will be with us have all decided that we're going to be "that table" tonight. It's almost inevitable that we'll be asked to leave. The event starts at 6:00, we'll be at our friends house at 4:00. Over/under on when we get kicked out is set right now at 8:00.
Aw come on, surely not everyone on the board is going to party like a rock star until prime time tv is on this weekend, are they?
I'm heading out to a party where I will be one of the oldest people in attendance, at the ripe old age of 25. I am pre-gaming because a) everyone else there will be pounding gross booze, and b) I don't think I can handle being there sober. I might feel like dying tomorrow. Also, just in case you missed this, I thought I would share. Enjoy.
Oh... we're doing what those of us who went through high school in the 80's considered porn? Well, might as well start at the top of the list: 20 Minute Workout Locally (Toronto) produced "exercise" show, ritualistically abused by those of us in high school who never heard of cell phones, never mind the internet.
That show was cut up into two minute clips and then shown as fillers on Showtime during the 80s under the title Aerobicise. That show was also abused by those of us out of high school.
The worst thing I ever tried to abuse myself to was this dance show on the Mexican channel Univision. The show may have been called Caliente. They would have hot girls dancing and a few guys. They would then do like 30 second features of "models," so it would cut to them on a beach in a bikini and they would give a brief bio of her. All was well. Then it would inevitably cut back to a fat guy with a taco shell hat and an open shirt with exposed chest hair glistening with sweat and gold chains. It was called Caliente. Here is an episode.
This was Australia's version. I remember this one particular chick you could see nipple through her shirt on a regular basis and teenage Bundy loved it.
man, it's sort of reassuring that you can take a several year hiatus from this place and come back to basically the same group doing the same thing on a saturday night.
So, I rode the bull again motherfuckers. I'd post video if I could figure it out. I also posted a friend and me singing backstreet boys I want it that way from Bobby mckeys. Yeah, then we listened to it in the elevator. Delete. Man we can't sing. I hope no one actually saw it.
I find this hilarious: World ranked #1 badminton player fails a PED test. I think they should go easy on the guy; some sports you just can't compete unless you're on the juice.