This would be really funny if it weren't true. The Austin, TX area will have Google fiber soon, so maybe it will get a little better, but I won't hold my breath.
I have my girls' weekend coming up in a couple of weeks and I haven't seen my college roommates in a while. One of them texted me to "bring lots of pictures". Do people still do that? Have actual pictures? I told her I'm going to have to pack my laptop then. And speaking of girls' weekend, I'm so excited. On the outside I look normal, but on the inside I'm doing this: Spoiler I can't wait! I haven't seen two of the girls in about 10 years.
It has come to my attention that I have recently begun using the word (term?) 'y'all' in regular conversation. I have never lived outside of Minnesota and have no explanation for this apparent dialect shift.
Are you the only one who hasn't become fat and dumpy? Because if so, this little reunion will be excellent.
None of us are fat and dumpy so far as I know. I haven't seen the one at all since she doesn't have facebook but she doesn't have kids so I'm thinking she's okay as she was never heavy in college. The other based on pictures isn't dumpy and the last one is a fitness instructor. The last one is the one who had the party last time. She wants to bring wine again. She can bring it, but I'm not touching it. No way. The recovery was awful. At least that's what I'm saying now.
Do old college girlfriends ever relive their old academia traditions of getting drunk and lezzing out?
Confession: the only reason I googled a recipe for sesame chicken and made it myself is because I am beginning to fear the judgment of the nice people at the one chinese restaurant in town. Said chinese restaurant isn't bad. Not "good". Just, "not bad", considering that this is a town of 10,000 white people and like 2.5 asian people.
The single one is, in fact, a lesbian (but in a long term relationship). I am not, however, even remotely attracted to women. So if I post picture of girls on here making out, it won't be of me. I actually had a friend of mine try to drunkenly kiss me at a party one time. I was shocked since it came out of nowhere.
Sorry. I meant in the sense of not married and mispoke. Did I offend your sensibilities? I'll re-phrase it. The one in the long term committed relationship is, in fact, a lesbian. There we go. All better? You have my deepest, deepest apologies for mis-representing her relationship status. Edit because for all I know she is single now. We haven't spoken in a while. She might not even be a lesbian anymore. She was married years ago and said she could go either way.
I was promised single lesbians, and you lied to me. I'll try to work on trusting you again, but this is a hurt that's going to take a long time to heal.
A promised you A single lesbian. And she might be (see my edit). For a minute I thought we were going to e-fight. I hate to brag, but I can be tough when I need to be. I'm not afraid to send strongly worded PMs.
So she might be single, and might be a lesbian. All things being equal, you have delivered 0.25 single lesbians. I want you to know that I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed. I hope you've learned your lesson and won't make the same mistake next time.
I'm not usually into Sprite, but I got a Sprite Zero bottle earlier today, had some, and am now having drinks with the leftovers. At first I was just throwing shit together, but then I consulted my favorite site, barnonedrinks, and found this: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/-/60-hillcrest-10888.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/-/6 ... 10888.html</a> It is very yummy. I like the site because you can search by ingredient and the results will show both the drink name and a synopsis of the ingredients. Other sites, if you search by ingredient, will only return the drink name and then you have to click on each link to see the other ingredients.
This may be the single most important thing I've ever seen posted here. Don't promise single lesbians and then deliver committed girls that are merely experimenting (not that I'm against that sort of thing, I've tried experimenting with many different women to very mixed results). Unless you have pictures. Then you can deliver whatever you want, .25 single lesbians will do just fine. In other words, I'm taking neither side, waiting to see which way the wind blows, then bandwagon once a winner is declared.