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10/6/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 6, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Quickest way to almost ruin the mood during sex?

    Bed shaking, baby waking baritone garlic fart. She laughed. I laughed. Then I hurried up and finished before the fermented garlic and shallot smell hit both of us.

    In related news, all the soup is gone.

    And the air purifier is running in the room.
     
  2. Kampf Trinker

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    Alright folks. In case you've wondered, now you have it. Terrence Howard is stupidest fucking celebrity ever.

    Indeed.
     
  3. GTE

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    Thinking of doing something potentially really stupid. Walking away from my six figure job with free healthcare and going out on my own. Already met with the current owners that are selling and a deal has been drafted. Just need to get some licensing in order and sign on the dotted line.
    50% boner excited and 50% nervous as fuck.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    If you're not at least 80% nervous as fuck, then you're doing better than all right.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    Rush, you’re from the area. Who is this tool to end all tools conducting an “interview” with Bill Burr?



    ...took about ten seconds to piss Burr off. Amazing.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Your description summed up who he is, a tool. South Side Steve has been on different Atlanta radio stations for years. He's a tool, but usually just dumb and harmless. "Yeah, come on."
     
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    Weird week:

    In the search for a girlfriend, my partner discovered a cute, little sporty thing that we discovered is a hermaphrodite. Like, an actual one. And let me tell you, "Middlesex" simply wasn't adequate preparation.

    A dude that lived down the street from me growing up went down on 36 counts of federal gun charges, because he sold guns to the sociopath killer in South Carolina that had a girl chained up in a container. Since it's South Carolina, this resulted in DSS being called on his sister and her losing custody of their kids (which is some low-life shit), presumably done by her baby daddy's ex wife. Like, none of this is anticipated.

    First day of my three week vacation I get sick. I use asthma meds that lower my immune response, so just about every time the season changes this happens. My cure for this is wonton soup with sambal or sriacha, and 3 cloves of garlic. The issue, as you can imagine, is my farts are airborne tumors. My girlfriend made me sleep in in the other room. My choice then is A) pussy or B) Nett's garlic soup.

    I might spin this off into another thread, but I have a month off. What would be the most productive thing I can do with 40-50 hours each week?
     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Spec. Tacular. And this song is at #29 on the charts and still climbing.

    I have to say it’s not easy to suck worse than Rebecca Black while having a music contract. “Design The Skyline” did it, now this girl has also done it.
     
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    What in the ever loving fuck did I just watch? Sweet Jeebus, we're doomed.
     
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    The older I get, the more I think that these guys have the right idea:

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  13. Kubla Kahn

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    I have to tell you, turn every second 'hi bitch' to 'bye bitch" and she could have had a legit catchy phrase outside of cash me outside. I bet she does relatively well on appearance money alone. Damn bitch taking advantage of our retard culture.
     
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    Yup. Just the other day I was saying to my wife that as soon as we get the kids through school, I'm selling everything and building a log cabin on 40 acres or so someplace in Montana. (I'll keep a condo here in this wretched state just for the times when I'm sick of the snow.)
     
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    Wasn’t Dr Phil supposed to euthanize her or something? You had one job, asshole.
     
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    Straight from The Department of Really, Really Bad Ideas:

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    Sure to fake-piss off a lot of people who can’t explain WHY it’s offensive.

    She was a hero. We read her diary in school. The costume isn’t DEAD Anne Frank for Christ’s sake.
     
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    I'd still take the girl who went as a Boston marathon victim and also had tons of instagram shots of her snizz and HUGE breast. Best Halloween costume fake internet outrage story eva.
     
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    Her life got absolutely destroyed over that. Her parents lives were destroyed. People associated with her had to change jobs or move. What she did was disgusting, but she didn’t exactly cheap-shot somebody three times her age 6 times in the face at a football game. But..... how much of a life needs to be shattered until people not even effected by it in the first place say “enough”?
     
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    I’m mostly just confused as to why Anne Frank is wearing a beret.
     
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