Today is National Food Day as well as National Bologna Day. I'm not quite sure what that is but I don't think it's bologna. Is it? Looks more like head cheese type of something or another.
Good woman, that is mortadella. A type of Italian bologna(more sausage-like). I still don't really like it, but it is marginally better than the processed dog shit they call bologna in this country.
Finally, a good old fashioned Halloween story. Grave Robber digs up 29 girls to make a doll collection. And yes, there are photos! Looks like the case might be a few years old, but it doesn't appear to be fake. Yet. Spoiler God. Damn. Imagine waking up to that house every morning. What in the fucking fuck. I'm just stoked it isn't Florida.
Pretty sure she got a fella and swore off the internets. It's also world polio day. Or at least on the future side of the world you backwards fuckers in the past.
This has/is quite possibly be the most stressful two weeks of my life. I am utterly spent. My wife is incapacitated and I have to a) Ready my daughter's birthday party for 13 kids tomorrow b) ready our Disney trip next weekend on my own. Plus my reg job and school on top of it my feet are swollen like footballs from this constant running around for days on end. I am toast. One week until vacation and we're dying in this house. Sorry, I'm ranting. Ranting when we should be healing.
Fucking 5:30 in the morning and I'm just getting home from working at a damn bar. I really enjoyed my bar life a lot more when I wasn't the guy behind it. Luckily our owner is very cool with the bartenders having drinks while we mix drinks for assholes/old-chicks-who-think-they're-still-hot/and everyone else. I'm looking forward to a Saturday filled with venison prepared 4 ways, boston butts, 6 slabs of ribs, fresh flathead and yellow catfish caught within the last week from Mississippi rivers and lakes. Hell the deer has actually only been dead for 3 days hanging in the cooler. Saturdays in the fall really do kick ass. Especially when Mississippi State and Ole Miss are #1 and #3 in the national rankings. I'm actually a Southern Miss fan but its always nice to see some national publicity for Mississippi that doesn't have to do with obesity or illiteracy...
That is some real life hero shit. Unbelievably awesome. That slow motion video of him calming walking around with his pistol in hand gives you the right kind of goosebumps.