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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 23, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I hope you guys love buzzwords because Ho. Lee. Shit.

    Keep in mind this shit is NOT Poe's Law, this person is real:

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    #61 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2015
  2. dixiebandit69

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    How did you find this person, Crown? That's what I really want to know.
     
    #62 dixiebandit69, Oct 26, 2015
  3. Crown Royal

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    I'm looking to do something, I don't know if it's an essay or a blog or something to trash the SJW community so I search social media for the most hilarious useful idiots. This one is legend. I thought it was fake until I saw that she has about 2500 Instagram posts.

    It's not hard to find this stuff. Facebook, Twitter are great sources but Tumblr is the fucktard motherlode. That and The Guardian:

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    #63 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2015
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    Some stupid morning show was on during a break at work today and I heard the term reverse sexism when talking about objectifying a surfer on some mag cover. Since when has sexism been only one gender getting harassed. Fucking muppets.

    Also to chime in on Jenner one of the talking heads here in Aussie took a pot shot at him and it's really made the crabs come racing out from under their rocks.

    http://www.theguardian.com/books/20...imelight-of-female-kardashians-germaine-greer
     
    #64 Bundy Bear, Oct 26, 2015
  5. Crown Royal

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    It's kind of hard to take a side in that because Germaine Greer is a worthless twat. She loves sounding off that "Any and all heterosexual intercourse is rape" and men should be exterminated. Worthless.

    I never really got the terms "reverse sexism" or "reverse racism" because they don't exist. There is just sexism and racism, period. And it can be done by anybody to anybody.
     
    #65 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2015
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    This ad came up on a web page I as viewing:
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    First of all, if it's supposed to be coffee, shouldn't that be an ad for Staying Awake not Staying Asleep?

    Second of all, is "staying asleep" the best phrase to use for Seniors, since that's the same thing as being dead?

    Third of all, is a coffee pot really the best vessel out of which to drink diarrhea? WTF is in that pot?
     
    #66 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 26, 2015
  7. katokoch

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    Sometimes those bogus clickbait ads are just hilarious. Then I get sad because people must click on them if they are still around.
     
    #67 katokoch, Oct 26, 2015
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    What's sad is that they are the most productive ads.
     
    #68 Clutch, Oct 26, 2015
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    REI has announced that their stores will be closed on Black Friday and they're giving their employees a paid day off.

    There is still hope for humanity.
     
    #69 zzr, Oct 27, 2015
  10. dixiebandit69

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    I looked up images of sexy women in hiking gear, but didn't come up with much.

    So here are some of the pin-up shots I'm going to send to my buddies who are still in prison:
    (there are no nipples or bush visible in any of these pictures)
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    #70 dixiebandit69, Oct 27, 2015
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    Our oldest went on a school trip with the rest of his 8th grade class for a week last month to North Carolina. It's the usual outdoors stuff; camping, rock climbing, kayaking and, apparently, blowjobs.

    Which is turning into a fun little scandal for the parents of these two precious little snowflakes who, under normal circumstances, have never done anything wrong in their entire pampered little lives.
     
    #71 Noland, Oct 27, 2015
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    FYI, if you're one of those people who are now no longer going to eat bacon based on the most recent WHO "study" that's making the rounds all over social media claiming that you're going to die the instant you eat a piece of bacon now, please send all of your unwanted bacon to me and I will make the sacrifice on your behalf and absolve you of your bacon sins. A bacon Jesus, if you will...
     
    #72 jdoogie, Oct 27, 2015
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    In Memphis even your pants are fair game:


    MEMPHIS, TN (WMC) -

    A Memphis mail carrier battled more than rain Monday when he was robbed while on the job. The robber took the mail carrier's pants, shoes, and his wallet at a South Mendenhall apartment complex.
     
    #73 toytoy88, Oct 27, 2015
  14. Crown Royal

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    I look at that study the way Swayze would in Point Break: for the ultimate thrill, you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price.

    What the fuck DOESN'T cause cancer now? Soon we'll be eating nothing but wheat germ, all-bran and drinking our own recycled pee. Sorry but I just found a butcher than cuts me bacon strips that cook up as good as sex on really strong late-90's ecstasy. I quit smoking a year strong now. But meat completes me.
     
    #74 Crown Royal, Oct 27, 2015
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    At this point it's clear that anything that is good in life is bad for you and will cause cancer. But so can just having DNA and existing, so fuck it.

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    #75 katokoch, Oct 27, 2015
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    'Merica.
     
    #76 CanisDirus, Oct 27, 2015
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    Somebody call Guinness. I found the biggest vagina in history:

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    And as if you're all not collectively wet enough, he's also a writer:

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    .....the Aristocrats.
     
    #77 Crown Royal, Oct 28, 2015
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  19. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Flipped on the tv and this band, 5 SOS was on doing a song - "Hey Everybody"

    I swear that song could have been on The Cars debut or 'Candy-O.'
     
    #79 The Village Idiot, Oct 28, 2015
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