NATIONAL LIQUEUR DAY- I read that as liquor, works better for me. NATIONAL DICTIONARY DAY- NATIONAL BOSSES DAY- I am lucky enough to have one of the best. Lunch is on me today. NATIONAL DEPARTMENT STORE DAY- A shopaholics dream day. Yesterday I left one of my two bags at the checkout in the grocery store. Luckily the checker realized it and caught me. If he had not I would have been very upset, it had the juice I use for mixer and a set of pumpkin carving tools in it. I guess you all know what I did last night while watching the Saints actually beat the undefeated Falcons. What have you lost and found again?
What little faith in humanity I have is quickly disappearing: As Odom lingers in hospital, tourists descend on Nevada brothel http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/as...rothel/ar-AAfv1VY?li=AAa0dzB&ocid=mailsignout
Look, I stopped asking for boobs. I can't put aside everything. Besides, classic comedy never gets old. Bummer, memory is the first thing to go. Did you get the senior discount, though?
Tomorrow is Sweetest Day. I thought it was only an Ohio thing but a Michigan woman wished me a happy one today. I'm curious if there are other states that know/do this? When I moved back to Ohio the first woman I dated got super pissed that I didn't do anything for it.
These girls at work were talking about it the other day. I think it's a Midwest thing because the girl who brought it up is from Ohio and none of us had heard of it. Isn't Valentine's Day enough in terms of Bullshit Hallmark holidays?
A few years ago I took my camera outside after a nice snowfall to see if I could get any decent photos before shoveling the snow. Afterwards I put it in the front pocket of my Carhartt coat and went to work. It wasn't there when I came back inside. Cue lots of bad words and frantic searching through the huge piles of snow along the driveway that yielded nothing but cold fingers and more bad words. Several months and a new camera purchase later, I discovered the thing sitting at the bottom of a storage bin I use for winter gear. I dunno what you're talking about because everything is Sweetest Day in my house. Really though, never heard of it. Random observation: women either do the bare minimum or get all dressed up when they head to the airport. There is little middle ground.
I'm from Minnesota and I've never heard of this. If from the Midwest, it must be from the shitty parts of the Midwest.
Fun card purchase time... I picked up a PSA 5 of this card. Why is it a fun card? The palm trees and wood plank fence in the background are awesome. Also, on the spring day in 1953 the artwork was done, young Ray Boone had no idea that his then 5 year old son Bob would have a distinguished 20 year career as a major league ballplayer. As a bonus, 5 year old Master Bob would go on to sire two sons (Bret & Aaron) who went on to become prominent ballplayers. I think they're the only 3 generation MLB family to date. And that's pretty awesome.
In "you can't make this shit up" news, Westboro Baptist Church is gonna picket Kim Davis. I can't, in good faith, put this in the serious thread because I'm still not completely sure this is seriously gonna happen. It's too fucking sweet to be a reality. Essentially, their reasoning is this. - When you divorce and remarry, they claim you commit adultery. And adultery is a sin. So Kim Davis is a sinner to them (they call her a "fake christian"). - Kim Davis's sins are responsible for the gay marriage thing. - Therefore, they are picketing in an attempt to make her ISSUE the marriage certificates to gay couples, claiming this is what she gets for sinning. The only thing that would make this sweeter is if someone went around with a taser or cattle prod or tear gas or handed out diuretic brownies or something. So much evil in one place. You can't pass up a target like that.
I often have trouble figuring out if these fucking reactions are feigned rage or reality. In other news, this happened: https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...ba3d42-728c-11e5-ba14-318f8e87a2fc_story.html You couldn't make a funnier scenario if you paid for it.
Also, just got done watching season one of Dark Matter. I have to say I'm not a sci fi guy, but I love that show.
Have you ever had just a fraction of a song stuck in your head? And by just a fraction I mean like 2-3 bars, not enough to actually figure out what the fuck the song is. I've had something stuck in my head for the whole day and it's driving me nuts simply because I can't figure out what it is. Fuck.
Yeah, that happens to me all the time. It does indeed suck. Sorry, toytoy. Anyway, Li'l Bandit isn't coming over tonight for his weekend visit (The Ice Cream Cake Girl's family has something going on), so I'm trying to find "kill-shots" online to send to a few of my buddies who are still in prison. What are "kill-shots," you ask? "Kill-shot" is a Texas prison-slang term for lingerie/pin-up photos (printed on photo-paper) that don't show any actual "nudity." (Porn is not allowed in Texas prisons) They are called "kill-shots" because they are often used to look at while jackin'-it in the shower, and when doing that, it is said that you're "killing babies." Not everyone uses their "kill-shots" while yanking their crank in the showers; some guys trade them like baseball cards. They are also quite valuable (if the images are good), going for up to $5 a piece. Anyway, one of my buddies likes Kaley Cuoco, and I've been trying to find sexy pictures of her, but some are obviously fake. Temporary focus for the next hour or so: Sexy pictures of Kaley Cuoco that don't have any nudity. Spoiler This isn't Kaley, but I found it while searching: Spoiler And y'all say that I only post pictures of bush, and never pictures of Asians... Well, there, I did it.