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1/9/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 9, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Today is:

    National Static Electricity Day
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    National Apricot Day
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    I am going to get hammered this weekend. The Doctor has cut me and my elbow loose. I have PT twice a week through the end of the month and according to her that's when she expects to also cut me loose. I am so happy. GLORY DAYS AHEAD.
     
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  2. Nettdata

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    Have fun with that.

     
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  3. shegirl

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    Not to worry I have no stairs inside and when I drink I am no longer allowed alone outside.
     
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    You're not pregnant like the other Tibettes?
     
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  5. shegirl

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    Juice, I don't like kids so mine (eggs) dried up when I turned 16. Duh.
     
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    That is what they all say until they miss a period.
     
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    Funny about it being national apricot day - my husband wants to make a sauce tonight with apricot in it and bought a jar of apricot preserves....when we already had 2/3 of a jar at home. He does this all the time.
     
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    Your home life stories bore me. Needs more anal bleeding.



    Im just finishing up this "Serial" podcast. If I had to go off the podcast's evidence he'd walk on burden of proof. If I heard all the damning evidence the jury heard but glossed over on the show. Guilty. Fun show if you are into true crime stuff but I definitely felt the reporter's bias in the storytelling.
     
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  9. Clutch

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    So I bought a video feed switch for my tv because I've got too damn many things plugged into it. I got everything set up and working. We're good to go. Then I find out that about half of the buttons on my cable remote cause the switch to toggle to a different input.

    I've decided to apply whiskey until I come up with a solution. My brother gave me a bottle of Bird Dog raspberry whiskey for Christmas. I was excited, but so far it's been pretty terrible. I'm going to go to the store tomorrow specifically to find something to mix this with.
     
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    I did leave out the part where I shove the jar up your ass, sorry about that.
     
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    Was the jar only 2/3rds full when you sodomized Kubla? Did your husband comically buy another jar before you decided to sodomize our poor friend?
     
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    I just quit working for the night. This rye on ice is going down real smooth.
     
    #12 katokoch, Jan 10, 2015
  13. Crown Royal

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    Florida mugshots.
     

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    So this guy retired to Florida too.
     

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    Speaking of jam. What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    You can't marmalade your dick in her ass.
     
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    I was going to say you can't marmalade the Spaceballs' radar.
     
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    There was only one way this was going to end.

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
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    Ok buddy, you get one phone call. Who do you want to call?

    My dad and my uncle.

    I said one.

    I know.


    Don't tell me what I can't do.
     
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    Ok, I'm going to throw this out there. The wife and I were talking last week and she mentioned that one of her friends likes anal. I was a bit surprised. I've never done it, so since it appears that ass is the new vagina, according to all the porn I watch, is this now a run of the mill common expected thing? Guys, do you expect a girl to do that? Girls, do you expect to do it?

    Not quite sure what I'm missing (you know what I mean) but given my advanced age, only 2 years older than Angel, I guess I wondered if the rules of dating have changed. When I was young, no one was doing anal - none of the people I knew were anyway. Now it seems like it's presumed as part of a relationship.

    Or maybe porn is skewing my point of view? Naahhh, couldn't be that.
     
    #19 The Village Idiot, Jan 10, 2015
  20. iczorro

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    I've heard several comments over the last couple years that indicate to me that anal is the new oral. Not every girl likes to do it, but most white girls are willing to give it a shot every now and then, just to see. And the comments I heard did specify white girls.
     
    #20 iczorro, Jan 10, 2015
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