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1/23/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 23, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    You guys today is National Pie Day!!

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    My work here is done.
     
  2. Now Slappy

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    Now my work here is done...
     

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  3. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Already? I'm convinced it's a conspiracy by The National Pie Association to get people to buy gross pies.

    Does it count if I'm at work and filling a prescription and if it's for a maintenance medication (cholesterol, high blood pressure) and there's only one pill left in the bottle I just give it to them?

    WHO PUTS A BOTTLE BACK WITH ONE PILL? Psychos, that's who.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Bye, bye Miss American Pie

    Speaking of psychos . . .

     
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    Re: Bye, bye Miss American Pie

    Yeah really. I mean, if we're talking cow pies or moon pies, yeah I can see the problem...but real eat-able pies come from delicious. Cherry pie is good, apple pie is good, pecan pie...Mmmmm, pecan pie. There are so many good pies.
     
  6. shegirl

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    There is one that rises above the rest:
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    Warm with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. OMG. I'm stopping at the store on my way home. Come on, IT'S PIE DAY.
     
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    Hmmmm, nothing better than warm apple pie

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    The company "holiday" party is tonight. Booze is scheduled to start flowing at about 6 pm and there will be a "comedic hypnotist" at 9 pm. We'll see how that will go... last year one of the guys on my team was removed from the place by cops so it could be pretty fun.
     
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    I remember where I was went it all went down.



    America uses bullets. Canada uses circus artillery.
     

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    The USPS. A model of efficiency.

    (Bear in mind I live in Las Vegas)

    Departed USPS Facility
    2015-01-23, 08:05:00, GRAND RAPIDS, MI 49512

    Arrived at USPS Facility
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    2015-01-21, 18:09:00, SPOKANE, WA 99224

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    2015-01-21, 14:09:00, SPOKANE, WA 99224

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    I wonder where it's headed next?
     
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    Has anyone ever been a participant in one of those? Everyone is faking right? They have to be faking.
     
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    No, but I wonder now what a person could do while "hypnotized" and get away with it because I (I mean, they) were "hypnotized"? Does that argument stand in court?

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    I live in Spokane, and can say, with some certainty, that it is not between San Francisco and Vegas in any normal path of travel.

    All I can say is Godspeed and safe travels to that package, wherever your journey may take you.
     
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    That gif doesn't even begin to describe it. I only got a few paragraphs in and was like wow, cant read anymore of this.
     
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    Penn and Teller did an episode on it, it's all bullshit, not really a shocker to me.
     
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    When I was in college, I saw this guy, Tom DeLuca several times. He was highly entertaining. I am a big skeptic, and I assumed everyone was faking. Then, my senior year, I was at a fraternity conference with a similar performer. (Can't remember his name.) My buddies insisted I get picked and I ended up on stage in front of several hundred people. Hypnotized. I was not faking. But, you do have to be willing to just let it go. The best way I can describe it is this: you know how every now and then, you take one of those daytime naps, where the blankets are just right, and maybe the sun's coming in a little, and when you wake up, you have no idea if the clock reading 6:00 is am or pm? And, you feel fantastic and rested and just ahhhhhh? Well, that's how you feel afterwards. During, I basically just felt like I had absolutely no inhibitions. None. I sang John Denver's Grandma's Featherbed to that whole crowd, which I NEVER would've done otherwise. But, I nailed that mofo resulting in huge applause. That was about the only individual thing I remember. The other stuff was group things, arm raising "you're cold!" "you're hot!" "you're naked!" and stuff like that. No hesitations to just believe whatever he was saying was true.

    I have no idea how it "works," and what Penn & Teller said is probably correct. I mean, you don't suddenly have the ability to fly or anything (well, I didn't), but the power of suggestion? Like, if he told me "you're flying" I would've believed 100% "oh, shit, I'm flying."

    ETA: Holy crap. Tom DeLuca is still performing! I saw him when I was in college in the late 80's. Geez.
     
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    It's Australia Day long weekend here. It means one of the best and biggest music countdowns in the world, copious amounts of alcohol and drunken idiots everywhere. It's also the day I have historically ended up doing some of the stupidest drunkest things I've ever done in my life.

    Last year we ended up with a hole in my wall from an elbow and my feet shredded from oysters after paddling across a creek which sharks have been known to inhabit, a few years ago I tried to play with a Taipan in my drunken stupor, yes I am an idiot. This year shouldn't be as bad but who knows.

    For the music lovers out there save this link for Monday 12pm EDST. Triple J Hottest 100 2014
     
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    I'm finally home and have a three-day weekend. Thank God. Wine is open and there's a purring kitty on my lap.

    I made the mistake of buying Thin Mints and Tagalongs. These little bits of crack are my kryptonite!
     
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    Oh yeah, well, right now yours truly is cutting out paper dresses for my daughter's paper dolls. And I'm drinking non-light beer straight out of the bottle.. No fucking around.
     
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