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02-09-16 WDT - NSFW - The C-Section Long Weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2016.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    Monkeys are messed up.

    Using a frog like a fleshlight.


    And goats...
     
  2. abneretta

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    So, we were playing cards against humanity tonight as I've mentioned. There was a girl from Florida, of all places, that didn't know what a fleshlight was. She googled it and was actually disturbed by it. Am I so jaded that it's not that big of a deal or is she just a prude who doesn't know about sex toys?
     
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    For the members of longer standing here, Milly has a Twitter account, with nearly 13000 followers.

    It has to be The True Milly (trademark pending) due to all the lunacy on it, virtually all of the tweets are politics-related.

    I laughed. A lot.

    Carry on.
     
  4. audreymonroe

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    The reason I can't forget the sound of frogs fucking is because it was the soundtrack to when I first kissed a girl in high school. We realized what we were listening to a few minutes in, couldn't stop giggling, and then eventually stopped smooching. Fuck you, frogs.
     
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    I had this exact situation blow up in my face last year. I learned that your internet knowledge and the social circles you keep online, like this place, do not represent any sort of "reality" in polite society. We were tailgating before a football game and I was wondering around our area eating and drinking. I wandered into a conversation my friend's wife and her friends were having. A conversation about having their pussies molded for their husbands, a fucking lurid topic in itself. I casually asked, "Ow so you want a sort of personalized fleshlight for them or something?" There was a movie like record scratch and you'd thought a bomb went off. She immediatly googled it and their reaction was total mocking ridicule for even knowing such a device existed. She called her little brother, a college aged guy, to see if this was a thing. The other two guys standing in the group threw up their hands and denied knowledge of them. The girls busted on me for a few minutes before leaving for the bathroom. The two guys apologized for throwing me under the bus and admitted they knew what fleshlights were.
     
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    I think that not knowing what a fleshlight is must mean that a person did not ever visit a porn site between 2005-2013. I would not trust such a person.

    Does anyone else remember back when the RealDoll people were first starting out and you could send them a picture and they would make a doll that looked like that person? That was pretty fucked up.
     
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    You use a fleshlight don't you. Its ok, this is a safe place, a judgement free zone...
     
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    So talking about someone molding their pussies isn't weird, but mentioning a sex product is? Weird, thats more on them. I think talking about getting a vagina mold is weirder.
     
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    Life is good.
     

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    Is it just me, or after reading this thread, did anyone else think this pic was frogs fucking a fleshlight? To be fair, I wasn't wearing my reading glasses (shut it).

    Just me, then? Ok, carry on.
     
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    Man I wish those frogs were big enough to cook! Frog legs are tasty if you fry them with some old bay and beer batter
     
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    Not so fast there pal....

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    Dude, it's Canada. There's only so much to do up there on the tundra. After a while I'm sure those penguins start looking mighty sexy. Especially after a few molson and some seal meat.
     
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    Makes me wonder about all that ice fishing they do. A bunch of guys in a tiny shack with no windows, drinking lots of beer, doing nothing but starting at a hole in the ice....Hmmm.
     
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    Hold the fucking phone; you never said WHY they were getting their pussies molded.

    Your question was valid. Why else would they do that, if not to make a fleshlight, or one of those fake ass/pussy things that you see at sex shops?
     
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    Canada has polar bears.

    Penguins live on the antarctic.

    And it isn't illegal to fuck a polar bear in Canada only because no one has ever survived the attempt.
     
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    What's funny is that you know there was some backwoods idiot who did try that at one point. Just law of averages.
     
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    Beats me, they didn't seem to interested in answering that once the topic had been turned to fleshlights and the inherent looserness of any guy that'd need to use one. Maybe they wanted to make a mold for confectionary chocolate reasons who knows it was a strange and sad interaction.
     
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    They got molding plaster all in up there because they were clearly bored of fucking their husbands.

    Looks like I will be coaching youth hockey again, would it be worth it to pull the Bombay in Minneapolis? Its almost too good to pass up if the situation is there again.
     
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    I felt my first earthquake today. My office is on the 14th floor, and we felt the entire building sway side to side for a good 30 seconds. A gal I work with thought she was having a stroke for a sec. We were like, "What the shit is happening right now?" Creepy.
     
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