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02-09-16 WDT - NSFW - The C-Section Long Weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Yeah I thought about that but I didn't wanna kill a good thing. Every day should be topless day. Let him (and specifically, the lovely ladies here) have their fun.
     
    #21 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 2, 2016
  2. NatCH

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    Meh, might as well. I mean, this whole thread is already messed up, some crazy mod thinks it's February.


    I kid, I kid...
     
    #22 NatCH, Sep 2, 2016
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    This is my Friday night. I've challenged myself to finish this baby dress tonight.
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    (There's also gin, not pictured.)
     
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    Only if you live somewhere that writes the date down ass about. Looks like September from down under
     
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    I talked myself into making a brisket this weekend from my post in the soul food thread.

    I got a 9 pound trimmed brisket for $25 which is actually a good deal lately. I'm excited.
     
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    As a guy who has to maintain databases, I contend that the correct way to write today's date is 2016-09-02.
     
    #26 Clutch, Sep 2, 2016
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    1st and 9th, coupled with a lack of compelling state interest otherwise.
     
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    Almost, you're a day behind it's 2016-09-03 where you can get a vegemite sandwich and have a good old chunder
     
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    Newb.

    You write the date based on the locale setting of your db session/connection.

    If you have money, you define it with NLS_DATE_FORMAT.
     
    #29 Nettdata, Sep 2, 2016
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    I'm doing two of them tomorrow. Brisket is my "soul food." I like to get the packers cut so I can trim it to my liking then dry age it with kosher salt before I rub it and smoke it. $1.25/lbs here.
     
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    They had a bunch of those there today and the prices were pretty good. But since I'm braising this one instead of smoking it, I opted for the easier cut. And I'm not feeding that many people. I fear that if I had a separate freezer, things could get out of hand.
     
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    I'm only feeding a dozen people, just lunch. But if I'm doing one might as well do two since I got the space on the pit. Leftovers are awesome.
     
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    I would also need a bigger pit. I also haven't perfected my smoking technique enough to devote 12-14 hours to making one. Brisket is an undertaking.
     
    #33 xrayvision, Sep 2, 2016
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    Then you're doing it wrong. Tomorrow I'm gonna mow the grass and have my phone alarm set every half hour to add more wood if necessary. Also I have my son trained to get me if the thermometers go below a certain point.

    He's 2. And this is the child labor thread. Had to mention that to keep on focus.
     
    #34 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 2, 2016
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    Well excuse me, Mr. "I'm not being forced to store dates in text columns for some stupid reason."

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    Fixed that for you.

    Remember we got him fired.
     
    #36 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 2, 2016
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    In middle school we had a talent show and that was the first time I ever performed in front of people. We played this song. We sucked in the way only 11 and 12 year old kids can while thinking we're cool as hell.

    I was a 12 year old white kid who got his funk on emulating a bunch of white guys from Steubenfield, Ohio.

    Sadly, I never got any funkier.

     
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    Shhhhh.

    If you hadn't ruined it, there'd have been boobs flying all up in this mofo.
     
    #38 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 2, 2016
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    So this just happened. Here I was outside trying to enjoy my cigar by the burn pit and I heard a weird sound about three feet behind me.

    Yup, it was two frogs fucking under my bug zapper.

    And this is how babies are made.
     

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    I'm highly disappointed you didn't unplug the bug zapper, strip the end off of the wires and light those fuckers up.
     
    #40 toytoy88, Sep 2, 2016
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