So I spent this morning the same way I spend most mornings- watching "Jake and the Neverland Pirates" and coloring, when a certain innocence-destroying thought came to me. Spoilered for those who don't want their childhoods ruined: Spoiler There are Pirates all over Neverland. Evil, bloodthirsty Pirates. And what do Pirates do? They drink, plunder, and rape. What else is on the island? Mermaids, pixies, and Lost Boys. Mermaids have only mouths, which have teeth. Plus they can just stay underwater forever. Pixies are friggin' tiny. ... Those Lost Boys were probably raped to shit. ... No wonder Tootles lost his marbles... Izzy better watch her back is all I'm sayin'. Anywho, who's up for some drunken non-political discussions involving random personal soliloquies as they stay as far away from the Martin-Zimmerman thread as their monitors allow? Ooooo, I know I am!