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¡Viva La Drunk Thread! 4/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I'm having a ladies' weekend in DC with 6 friends from college plus others and it's the best. We're basically having a 72 hour long slumber party but with alcohol. I've been drinking since noon. We had a picnic brunch in the sculpture garden - mimosas in dippy bottles included.
     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    My friend recently returned from the Congo so we're grabbing beers and I will interrogate him on Carl Weathers' whereabouts.

    That's such a sweet pickup line too. "I just got back from the Congo on a humanitarian effort."
     
    #102 CharlesJohnson, Apr 14, 2012
  3. Gravy

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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Counterpoint: "Fine. Two virgins and eye of newt cleared that right up."
     
    #104 CharlesJohnson, Apr 14, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Mine is too, frankly.
     
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    It's okay to be heterosexual. You are accepted here. This is a safe space.
     
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    Comfy couch, screen porch, big pooch, bowl pack, copper ale.

    It's nice to be home.
     
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  8. toytoy88

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    Soooo...I was sitting here all innocent and shit. Just enjoying a couple of beers, and one of my friends shoves a bloody mary in my face.

    "Drink it" she purrs.

    "Not a good idea" I reply, but I'm an idiot so I drink it.

    It was a bad idea. Now I'm like a semi-functional retard huggng everyone and running face first into trees.

    Something horrible is going to happen to me tonight.
     
    #108 toytoy88, Apr 14, 2012
  9. bewildered

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    Sounds like an average Friday night.

    Have fun kiddo.
     
    #109 bewildered, Apr 14, 2012
  10. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Isn't it Saturday?
     
    #110 toytoy88, Apr 14, 2012
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    Is it?
     
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Don't try and confuse me you bewitcher. Is that even a word?

    Another bloody mary was just shoved in my face. But more importantly someone just fired up a snowmobile. There's no snow on the ground, but we have a big field to race across.

    I really miss Mississippi. I don't need to worry about snowmobile injuries down there.
     
    #112 toytoy88, Apr 14, 2012
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    It's Sunday here so I guess that makes it Saturday for you. You lose a day somewhere there toytoy?

    I'm about to head to work for the 7th day in a row and won't get a day off for another week yet. The joys of exercises involving jets. At least I'm on late shift so we do fuck all but standby while the planes are up.
     
    #113 Bundy Bear, Apr 14, 2012
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    Today was kind of a no good, very bad day.

    My car got impounded because the jackass driving it(Surprise! NOT me!) decided that "Private Parking" didn't really apply downtown on the weekends.

    This person is also unable to pay the $270 fee to get it out. I suppose I should be more forgiving of my man, but REALLY??
     
    #116 PIMPTRESS, Apr 14, 2012
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    My kid is officially out of diapers now.

    *throws confetti in the air*

    I'm a-gonna go smoke this here joint I made out of pure THC crystals. Wonder how this is going to feel.
     
    #117 Crown Royal, Apr 14, 2012
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    dat ass


    I just remembered that I got naked at a bar in Dublin in front of like 100 people back in 2006. Strange how memory works.
     
    #118 PewPewPow, Apr 15, 2012
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    This thread is getting about as much action as this chick:

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    Seriously. Don't click on that expecting anything remotely pleasing to the eye.
     
    #119 Gravy, Apr 15, 2012
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