I have a hard time finding a justification for shutting down the government every time the session budget comes due. What an embarrassment.
I don't understand what the whole problem with Epstein even is. They were 15 year olds. Not like they were only 5...
The fact that The Onion commissioned a comic book artist for this is hilarious. Funniest thing I've seen from them in a while.
Spoiler: Spoiler for size Accusations that Trump blew Clinton weren't on my Epstein files bingo card.
He’s ordering the DOJ to investigate Clinton’s ties to Epstein. Which is kinda like actually going to his work and knocking the dick out of his own mouth.
The other rumor going around is that "Bubba" is the name of Ghislane Maxwell's horse. I am morbidly curious about which scenario would be more damaging to Trump.
Mr Hands identity: confirmed. Clinton has honestly had the gayest post-Presidency. Literally looks defeated in every image and makes low energy speeches.
Anyone following the Olivia Nuzzi drama? She's the journalist who slept with RFK Jr during the campaign. Her ex wrote his account of how he found out she was cheating on him, and the account ends with a bang. I'll put the tl;dr in a spoiler Spoiler: tl;dr The very last line reveals that the whole story isn't about her fucking RFK Jr, it's about her fucking former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford while covering him, four years earlier.