I have a hard time finding a justification for shutting down the government every time the session budget comes due. What an embarrassment.
I don't understand what the whole problem with Epstein even is. They were 15 year olds. Not like they were only 5...
The fact that The Onion commissioned a comic book artist for this is hilarious. Funniest thing I've seen from them in a while.
Spoiler: Spoiler for size Accusations that Trump blew Clinton weren't on my Epstein files bingo card.
He’s ordering the DOJ to investigate Clinton’s ties to Epstein. Which is kinda like actually going to his work and knocking the dick out of his own mouth.