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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. AFHokie

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    Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
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    Motherfucker!
    Uh!
     
  2. GTE

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    One of the best live performances ever.
     
  3. NatCH

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    Hey @AFHokie remember back in 1992, when I tried to tell everybody that some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses?

    Because I remember.
     
  4. Aetius

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    The 13th Amendment finally outlawed Audioslavery.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    I'm angry that y'all didn't see what I saw years ago, and y'all gave me shit about it.

    Fine, I won't say another word about Elmo at all, and I hope that we never have to discuss him again.
     
  6. Aetius

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    I think he'd like that. He did an interview this morning where he seemed almost offended that the interviewer asked him questions about politics instead of rockets. Like he can just fuck everything up, but the second he wants to switch focus it's no longer ok to ask about the ongoing consequences of his rampage. He's like the kid who calls "timeout" the second he's cornered in a game of tag.
     
  7. dixiebandit69

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    THANK YOU, AETIUS.

    That fucker thinks he can just do anything, and people will let him do it. Just like Trump. And he had enough money that he can hide the story and paint it in a different light. Elon Musk, and others like him, are a cancer upon society.

    "Anyone can do anything they want to you, if you let them" *

    *Movie- I Don't Want to Live in this World Anymore

    How is this guy going to be held accountable? Do you understand why I hold such contempt for this man?
     
  8. walt

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    He isn’t going to be. Just like the rest of those pieces of shit currently running our country into the ground.

    At this point I feel like it’s time to just prepare for hard times and let things run their course.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    If you don’t want see Musk anymore, simply become one of his children.
     
  10. Binary

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    At this point, Dixie's posts yelling about how everyone should have listened to him vastly outnumber his actual posts about Musk.

    That said, I did find this little gem in the archives which, in retrospect, is pretty funny.
     
    #26890 Binary, Jun 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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    Awesome! Y'all need to back off of @dixiebandit69 and let him have this. Let him rub y'all's faces in it, cause he called the shit outta that one.
     
  12. NatCH

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    Okay, cool. For how long?

    Or maybe we can set up an automated reply from him any time somebody writes “Musk.” Like a Reddit bot.
     
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    Until Musk gets sober and completes his redemption story arc, of course.

    It's also selective rage. Like Net said, fuck Tesla, but there is no reliable competitor in the satellite internet space, so that company gets a pass. Musk's largest competition in the space market is Bezos, and he's a big ol douche, too, that builds rockets in the shape of dildos and tries to get people to call Katy Perry an astronaut. So Spacex is ok for now, too, at least they're doing real space shit.
     
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    Put me down as a past Musk fan boi. I liked that he wanted to make electric cars at least quick/sporty/cool versus the appliance cars all the other manufactures were turning out. I also thought SpaceX and Starlink were/are great ideas and Neurolink has recently shown promise in humans. The OG Tesla was a weirdo also but ultimately ended up helping the world. I can only hope Musk comes back from the Edge Lord Tech God era of his life.
     
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    Keep googling this dude's statements to the workforce. Read the transcripts of his speeches to the Agency. He's...uh, not a listener.
     
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    I mean, the president of World Wrestling Education thought the world was gonna be overrun by steak sauce, so…
     
  19. Nettdata

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    I might just sign off on that, actually.

    In other news, I think the Elon/Taco bromance has run its course.

    Shit’s about to get spicy.
     
  20. NatCH

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    You don’t need it if you cook it right.

    Source: I always need it. Womp womp.